HSE Report It‪!‬ 4+

i was crip walking through C hall way, when i was attacked by aden weir. If you didn’t know, he is an extremely goofy and silly boy. i tried to use report him but my phone spontaneously combusted all over me, and i started crying. i’ve been very scared since that incident. there was antithetical time i got goofied up. i was walking past the cafe when suddenly Cacious Clay started boxing me. i got all riled up and started griddying away wile opening the noor.

I was walking capybara down the halls of school then it started spazzing out on me. I was soooooooo scared! I ran away and turned into a random hallway, I bumped into the person and they yelled at me, pulled out their phone, pretended to fall, and took pics of my feet🦶! Then they printed out photos and posted them around school! Then I found my capybara burnt to a crisp🔥☄️⚡️😱😭😤!!! I HSE reported the 3ft man and the meteor and lightning that hit my capybara but no one has done any thing!😡😤👹🤰🙅‍♀️🌪️✨⚡️☄️💥🔥 Like imma jump offa klifffffcfff! I was grittying to science class because I like, like really like the teacher 😉. As I walked into my class I put my arms out for my daily hug and instead of my fine ahhh teacher greeting me there was this old man standing at the door that claimed to be our sub. 👴 And next thing I know this man was hugging me (and if I am being honest it was a little more than that). I was kinda grossed out but then remembered how nicely my dad described licking other men’s toes so I decided not to judge a book by it’s cover and give the man a chance. After class we did a little “extra credit” if ykyk. Now this is why I am HSE reporting this man HE LEFT ME. Midway through our study session 🤭 he got a text and ran out of that building like his life depended on it! Pls bring him backkkkk 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶👴👴👴👴📚📚📚📚📚📚

It was October 47th when I was swinging around school with my Spider-Man web launchers but one of the teachers told me to stop🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭🎭which was so annoying because I have to let out my inner furry Spider-Man or else I won’t be poggers uwu. So I went inside and did my class which sucked🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓and then someone pulled the fire alarm! I looked him straight in the face and yelled “UWU” and Naruto ran away. Then he HSE reported me so I HSE reported him because of his bomb threat against me. Thank you so much for dealing with the situation HSE report it!