Choose a pattern based on your baby's level of development, prop up your iPad so your baby can see it, and then sit back and bask in the warm glow of your own awesome parenting.
WARNING: May also hypnotize adults.
Baby Hypnotizer looks even better on the new iPhones.
Ratings and Reviews
The only reason why I downloaded this app was because I wanted to hypnotize myself
Ok, so, you see...I looked at this app, and when I first saw it, I was like, “whatever.” However, when I finished reading the script for this app, I noticed something surprising. It said, “WARNING: May also hypnotize adults as well.” And I was thinking, “if it can hypnotize babies and adults, maybe it can hypnotize 11-year-old kids too?” I noticed that the app was free, so I was like, “maybe I should give this a shot!” So I did. I downloaded the app and then I noticed there was one for babies 5 months and older. Since I’m older than 5 months, I thought, “maybe that will hypnotize me!” I wanted to hypnotize to not be scared of middle school, because I’m going to middle school, and I’m SSSSOOOO nervous! So I hit the button that said 5 moths+, and then things went better than expected. The screen had 3 dots. On the left side of the screen, there was a red dot. In the middle, there was a green dot. And on the right side of the screen, there was a blue dot. It ended up being very interesting. One at a time, each dot would go to the bottom of the screen, and then come back up. I don’t know why, but for some reason, I enjoyed watching it very much, despite the fact that I’m a 11-year-old kid and not a 5-month-old baby. I suddenly felt better about middle school. However, I also felt like a baby. I suddenly watched the one for babies 3 to 5 months old. I enjoyed it too, and I was babbling a bit. Then I watched the one for babies 2 to 3 months old and I started sucking my thumbs when no one was around. Then I watched the one for babies 1 to 2 months old and began to crawl instead of walk. Then I watched the one for babies 0 to 1 month(s) old and then I realized that this app was hypnotizing me to be a baby. But I didn’t care because I finally found my true self: a baby. Thank you for creating this app. If you didn’t, I would’ve never found my limelight. Thank you for reading this, hope you enjoyed. 👧🏻 -Cadey
It made her freeze and stare but after I took the phone away she smiled.
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.