WARNING: This game could insult your intelligence, providing you have some.

Let me show you a minimalistic game «Don`t screw up!». Whether you are looking for something serious or just want to kill some time by tap and swipe, this game is simple and addictive from the very first minute. Want to play? First, let me tell you something.

Do you think you can handle mocking and cruelty? Want to play nasty or want to play nice? It’s your choice. I’m just the moderator, a real sweet-pea, an occasionally cranky game-minder, a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog… neatly rolled into one. Let`s play the text game.

The rules of engagement are simple. I tell you to ‘tap’ and you ‘tap’ your screen. I tell you to ‘drag’, ‘pause’, ‘count to 10 and tap again’, ‘swipe’ or ‘wait’… whatever I say, you follow my written instructions and we’ll get along fine. Screw up, and I’ll be tapping you. Just as hard as you can take it!

Beat your top score, savage your friends’ scores and no one will call you a ‘yellow-bellied lizard’ again. But you really need to focus, as I’m also a bit chatty, encouraging you, if not disparaging you, at every turn.

Fair warning: ‘Don’t Screw Up!’ will pulverize a fragile ego, whether you score well or not. I can say really dirty words, I can tell whatever I want. Sometimes my insults are funny, but only for me. It is not easy, you have to focus and do not yawn. Want a stupid tap game? Look around for something else. This game is for fast and sharp ones. And one more thing. Do not start if you don`t want to shake up. Please, wrap yourself in several layers of thick skin and wear a helmet before entering the play.

What’s New

Version 1.0.5

This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.

- Russian language added

Ratings and Reviews

4.4 out of 5
113 Ratings

113 Ratings

Be4tiful Disaster ,

So much fun!!

This game is so much fun!! Whether you are playing by yourself or competing with someone else, boring it is not! Don’t screw up is fun, challenging, & insulting! At first, I was a little put off by the insults but after a while, it just makes you want to keep getting higher scores & show them what up! LoL Some of the insults may be a bit much for younger kids (who can read)... so for parents, I would try it first so you can determine if it is too much for your child(ren).

Ajanimations ,

Real fun Real rude

This game is so fun to do I mean I kind of feel bad about the insults but that was kind of the reason I started playing because I want to use these insults on somebody else but as a joke

Finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk ,


A great party game, Don't Screw Up! is witty entertainment for hours. With its comical demands and even funnier insults, this game will be sure to brighten someone's day.

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