I started less than 24 hours ago and I’ve popped more than 10,000 balloons. I will not stop until I am number one on the leaderboard, the king of all who dared to play this “game”. However, to me it is no game, it is a challenge. Something that challenges the important skill of popping slowly rising balloons. With the knowledge this game has given me, I’ve been able to ruin several children’s birthday parties, the look of sheer horror on their faces is all that is to this amazing experience that the lower people call “Jerry’s game”.

Before I download this game, I was just a simple human being but then, after that, I felt the power it wasn’t more than popping balloons. I turned into the popping balloons master I became the best person at popping balloons. I was amazing this game help me help me find a wife and help me cheat world peace it helped me become president. This is Joe Biden signing off.

This is a great app. My 2-year old loves it and popping balloons with her is a great way to keep her occupied when we have to wait in line or just pass a few minutes. I also love that there are no ads or references to drugs or alcohol.

This game was life-changing. I downloaded it yesterday hoping it would resemble Jerry’s game from the show, and it was perfect. I have decided to become the world’s best balloon popper, and with that experience, I will rule the world, then the galaxy, then EVERYTHING.