What would you say if I told you there is a app on the market that tell you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog. It is very good and I do not want to work on it any more. You can hire someone else.

Ratings and Reviews

4.7 out of 5
676 Ratings

676 Ratings

anskmdsl ,

Renewed Faith in Humanity

Once Hillary was elected I began to loose my faith in humanity. One day when I was looking through the app store to see if there was an app that could determine if my "Fidget spinner" was really a spinner, I stumbled across this app that showcases the potential of the human mind, technological ingenuity, and one of the biggest questions to mankind; is my hotdog really a hotdog? Once I downloaded this app I was instantly impressed. The graphics appear to be from at least 30+ years into the future and the app has the power of a quantum super computer. I thought, well, this is all quite impressive but, does it really solve the problem? So I gave it my first test. I placed a hoverboard in front of the camera and sure enough, it was not a hotdog. Next, i got my pomeranian to dab in front of the camera. No hot dog. This was it. Time for the true test. I placed a franks all beef hotdog in front of the camera and prayed. My palms were sweating all over my phone and my knees were so weak I nearly fell to the floor. I launched the camera, and to the astonishment of the human race, sitting before me was a 100% certified hotdog. Ever since this experience my faith in the power of humanity was restored and my life has been completely changed for the better.

K_While ,

Incredible, technological, and Life Changing

These words describe perfectly my experience with this app. I had lost all faith in humanity after the election of 2016. I spent 2 years lost and uncertain about life and the future. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, music was taken over by pill popping morons like 6ix9ine and Lil Pump. It was over there was no hope for humanity. Right when I was ready to end it all to end the nonstop Fortenite dances and the nonstop sound of mumble rap I found this app. I picked up my phone and opened the app reluctantly. I fully expected a Fortenite video or Donald Trump speech to pop up on my phone, but instead it was the camera. I took a selfie and to my disbelief the app knew that I was not a hot dog. I quickly walked to the fridge and took out a pack of all beef franks my hands shaking sweat dripping down my forehead. I tore open the pack and grabbed a bun. Once I had the hot dog ready I closed my eyes and took the picture. When I opened them my life was changed forever. Sitting in front of me was an 100% certified hot dog. My faith in humanity and the future had been restored.

igswaggy ,

A life changer

After finding out that my pet tortoise Herbay died I was devastated. RIP Herbay!? For weeks I only ate at lest 7 whole Big Macs per day. To lift my spirts I opened the App Store hoping to find a app that would entertain me. There it was Not Hotdog, it immediately caught my eye balls. In a matter of time the Not Hotdog app was on my home screen, I opened it finding a camera. I took a picture of my friend El Nesto, a banner popped up from the top saying Not Hotdog. I was relieved he wasn’t a Hotdog. For the rest of the day I walked around the city looking for hotdogs. Around lunchtime, I saw a hotdog vendor on the street. I just want to get a hotdog. I took out my phone and took a picture. I was elated to find that my perfect hotdog, in all its glory, was sure enough an authentic hotdog. The next day, I went to a hiring agency to ask if I could be a professional hotdog identifyer. They told me they would love to have me on their team and I got the job. Now, I walk around town, using the amazing Not Hotdog app.


Home Box Office Inc.
24.3 MB

Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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