What would you say if I told you there is a app on the market that tell you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog. It is very good and I do not want to work on it any more. You can hire someone else.
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Renewed Faith in Humanity
Once Hillary was elected I began to loose my faith in humanity. One day when I was looking through the app store to see if there was an app that could determine if my "Fidget spinner" was really a spinner, I stumbled across this app that showcases the potential of the human mind, technological ingenuity, and one of the biggest questions to mankind; is my hotdog really a hotdog? Once I downloaded this app I was instantly impressed. The graphics appear to be from at least 30+ years into the future and the app has the power of a quantum super computer. I thought, well, this is all quite impressive but, does it really solve the problem? So I gave it my first test. I placed a hoverboard in front of the camera and sure enough, it was not a hotdog. Next, i got my pomeranian to dab in front of the camera. No hot dog. This was it. Time for the true test. I placed a franks all beef hotdog in front of the camera and prayed. My palms were sweating all over my phone and my knees were so weak I nearly fell to the floor. I launched the camera, and to the astonishment of the human race, sitting before me was a 100% certified hotdog. Ever since this experience my faith in the power of humanity was restored and my life has been completely changed for the better.
Incredible, technological, and Life Changing
These words describe perfectly my experience with this app. I had lost all faith in humanity after the election of 2016. I spent 2 years lost and uncertain about life and the future. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, music was taken over by pill popping morons like 6ix9ine and Lil Pump. It was over there was no hope for humanity. Right when I was ready to end it all to end the nonstop Fortenite dances and the nonstop sound of mumble rap I found this app. I picked up my phone and opened the app reluctantly. I fully expected a Fortenite video or Donald Trump speech to pop up on my phone, but instead it was the camera. I took a selfie and to my disbelief the app knew that I was not a hot dog. I quickly walked to the fridge and took out a pack of all beef franks my hands shaking sweat dripping down my forehead. I tore open the pack and grabbed a bun. Once I had the hot dog ready I closed my eyes and took the picture. When I opened them my life was changed forever. Sitting in front of me was an 100% certified hot dog. My faith in humanity and the future had been restored.
A life changer
After finding out that my pet tortoise Herbay died I was devastated. RIP Herbay!? For weeks I only ate at lest 7 whole Big Macs per day. To lift my spirts I opened the App Store hoping to find a app that would entertain me. There it was Not Hotdog, it immediately caught my eye balls. In a matter of time the Not Hotdog app was on my home screen, I opened it finding a camera. I took a picture of my friend El Nesto, a banner popped up from the top saying Not Hotdog. I was relieved he wasn’t a Hotdog. For the rest of the day I walked around the city looking for hotdogs. Around lunchtime, I saw a hotdog vendor on the street. I just want to get a hotdog. I took out my phone and took a picture. I was elated to find that my perfect hotdog, in all its glory, was sure enough an authentic hotdog. The next day, I went to a hiring agency to ask if I could be a professional hotdog identifyer. They told me they would love to have me on their team and I got the job. Now, I walk around town, using the amazing Not Hotdog app.
- Home Box Office Inc.
- 24.3 MB
- Food & Drink
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
- Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
- © 2017 Brown Hill Productions, LLC. All Rights Reserved.
With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.