Not Hotdog 12+

SeeFood Technologies Inc.

Designed for iPad

    • 4.7 • 853 Ratings
    • Free

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Description

What would you say if I told you there is a app on the market that tell you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog. It is very good and I do not want to work on it any more. You can hire someone else.

What’s New

Version 1.0.1

We've updated NotHotdog to better protect your data.

Ratings and Reviews

4.7 out of 5
853 Ratings

853 Ratings

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Renewed Faith in Humanity

Once Hillary was elected I began to loose my faith in humanity. One day when I was looking through the app store to see if there was an app that could determine if my "Fidget spinner" was really a spinner, I stumbled across this app that showcases the potential of the human mind, technological ingenuity, and one of the biggest questions to mankind; is my hotdog really a hotdog? Once I downloaded this app I was instantly impressed. The graphics appear to be from at least 30+ years into the future and the app has the power of a quantum super computer. I thought, well, this is all quite impressive but, does it really solve the problem? So I gave it my first test. I placed a hoverboard in front of the camera and sure enough, it was not a hotdog. Next, i got my pomeranian to dab in front of the camera. No hot dog. This was it. Time for the true test. I placed a franks all beef hotdog in front of the camera and prayed. My palms were sweating all over my phone and my knees were so weak I nearly fell to the floor. I launched the camera, and to the astonishment of the human race, sitting before me was a 100% certified hotdog. Ever since this experience my faith in the power of humanity was restored and my life has been completely changed for the better.

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Incredible, technological, and Life Changing

These words describe perfectly my experience with this app. I had lost all faith in humanity after the election of 2016. I spent 2 years lost and uncertain about life and the future. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, music was taken over by pill popping morons like 6ix9ine and Lil Pump. It was over there was no hope for humanity. Right when I was ready to end it all to end the nonstop Fortenite dances and the nonstop sound of mumble rap I found this app. I picked up my phone and opened the app reluctantly. I fully expected a Fortenite video or Donald Trump speech to pop up on my phone, but instead it was the camera. I took a selfie and to my disbelief the app knew that I was not a hot dog. I quickly walked to the fridge and took out a pack of all beef franks my hands shaking sweat dripping down my forehead. I tore open the pack and grabbed a bun. Once I had the hot dog ready I closed my eyes and took the picture. When I opened them my life was changed forever. Sitting in front of me was an 100% certified hot dog. My faith in humanity and the future had been restored.

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Fixed my life

I’ve never truly been able to tell the difference between, say, a chair and a lamp. A sofa and a window. A rug and a tree. Needless to say, when I first saw this app, I thought it was to good to be true. A app that can tell you the difference between a hotdog and not a hotdog? Incredible. As soon as I downloaded the app, I scanned my tv. Not a hotdog. I scanned my shoe. Not a hotdog. I was finally ready for the final challenge, the final test to see if this amazing program could truly tell the difference. I scanned my dog. I held my breath, hoping desperately that the program would come through. Not a hotdog. With a sigh of relief, I closed the app. Did you know that eating a hotdog takes 30 something minutes off your life? With this app, you can guarantee that you never accidentally eat a hotdog, and take that precious time off of your life. With this app, you can literally live infinitely. Definitely give this five stars. Best app

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