Up and Down the River 4+

This is the second time I have attempted to submit a review. (First one didn't post.) Apple PLEASE remove this from the App Store. The only other review for this software 5 years ago describes what is STILL TRUE: The game crashes after the introduction. It is impossible to play it. Since it has been 5 years and hasn't been fixed by the developer, it should be considered an orphan product and removed by Apple App Store admin. I had to wait two weeks for my payment to complete the "processing" before the Apple website would allow me to submit a refund request, and when I did there was no place to type an explanation. Conceivably for 99¢ many buyers will not figure out how to return it or if they see the payment "processing" status won't be persistent enough to return over and over again to check for when the receipt appears and the charge can be contested. That may make it look like there are plenty of successful downloads but in fact this app is broken and it is making the developer money with no functality beyond the initail splash screen for the user. Shame on Apple for apparently censoring my review attempting to warn other buyers that much like the review 5 years ago, the same issue exists with 100% rate of kernel panic causing the game to crash after a brief introduction.

I have never been able to play the game to review it. The app keeps shutting down everytime you try to do anything in it.