Idle Human 12+

This game is wonderful. I love the facts that they show you as you build the human body. After playing this game I have realised and learnt so much more about the human body. When the alien update was forged I had my doubts but it was surprisingly fun. It did look a little bit inappropriate when the body was finished but then they added clothes which I thought was wonderful. I absolutely love this game and I cannot wait for the cyborg update and I’m really looking forward to it

The idea is nice, as is the wide variety of models. It's pretty good that the developer's taken the time to get some creatures with unique-looking insides, and textured them appropriately, as opposed to just cramming retextured human organs in there.

But, the game is also pretty buggy, to the point of being unplayable. It is not possible to load any other model after unlocking the male human, female human, and the alien, as the game will immediately crash when loading any other model (those three are loaded in by default, which is probably why the game doesn't crash when selecting them).

Once you complete the body of one of the humans, you can also add clothes to them using the same idle/growth mechanic (with the organs being replaced by clothes). The idea is fine on its surface (although a bit odd when it's only the humans that can get dressed), but also suffers from game-breaking bugs. When you prestige, which resets the progress, the organ selection doesn't reset, meaning that the game essentially becomes unplayable, as you need several million cells to begin adding outfits. Even when it defaults to the skeleton, and you can add the relevant bones on the side, you cannot change to any other organ system, and selecting one of those outfit options means that it is no longer possible to change back.

The game itself is fine. Very little in terms of actual play, which is typical of the modern clicker game, but this somehow turns it down a notch. The character on the screen rotates in a static motion while the ‘clicker’ aspect comes from growing/upgrading.

Once I had the male character mostly done, and the basic upgrades to offline time and investment sorted the game really played itself. I focussed on the male, then after a 9hr rest I came back, then fully completed the female, and most recently went from 0% alien completion to around 90+.

The game also offers a prestige option, which for the cost of your progress gets some perks, but it begins fresh. This function is meaningless. I have yet to ‘prestige’ and I have nearly complete every mode.

This game feels lazily and cheaply constructed for nothing more than to release content to the marketplace. Had some time been invested in a solid reward/prestige system, more character animations, and additional gameplay (like mini-games that provide bonuses,etc.) then this could have been a solid game. For me? 5/10. Pick it up if you’re bored and have nothing else better to be doing with your time.