My Horse Prince 12+

Game got me two fingers deep, never before have i felt such deep and invigorating emotions. This game has brought out a new me... the TRUE me. I've always felt like a giant puzzle with a single missing piece, a piece that i've been searching for since forever. At first, it came as a slight click in the back of my mind when i first laid my ocean blue orbs on his forest green. That click in my brain was what urged me to finally download the game. Soon it became less of a game and more real, the urge turning into something more... physical. Next came the changes in my everyday life. I found myself itching to speak to him every second of the day, whether it was to tell him something my idiot co-worker said or to simple have brunch with him. I get called out at work by my boss for "daydreaming" too much, but I never let that get to me, too busy fantasising about the next interaction with him. My family doesn't get it, I built up the courage to introduce him to my father and he didn't take it well. Now that I really think about it, he was just jealous that those furred pecks and glossy hoofs were mine. not his. All mine. Just like with my boss, I don't let it get to me anymore, I've cut all contact with my friends and family, quit my job too, and i couldn't be happier. I own the love of my life and there's nothing else I will ever need.

When I saw this app on the App Store, I was hesitant to download it. “A game about a horse prince? Pfft. Right.” Little did I know that his would be the one thing that took my life in a completely different direction. I first played because it was funny, but now I see that there is more to it. I have never seen such an intricate piece of work in the history of humanity. Truly, this is the pinnacle of human evolution. Even now, i doubt that this was created with mortal hands: this is the work of a greater force. Everytime I log on and see the dazzling face of the Horse Prince, I am instantly filled with happiness I cannot even begin to describe. I feel like I have been freed from the shackles of this world and born anew into a world far greater and more advanced with each carrot I feed to this horse. I could go on and on about this app, but it would take me hundreds, no, thousands of years to describe to the fullest extent how life-changing and enlightening this game is. In fact, it is shameful to even call it a mere
game. This is not some mortal game. This is a way of life. Humanity’s next step as a species. Through the Horse Prince, we can ascend past the point of Gods. One day, I dream that we all can be exposed to the wonders of My Horse Prince.

Ever since I have started to play this game, I have had this sense of a new found confidence. A confidence that only My Horse Prince could awaken. I had been hiding this secret my whole life, but now I have the courage to tell my parents... that I’m gay for a horse-man. Every morning, I wake up early and head to the paddock behind my house, in hope of finding my true love, and re-acting this beautiful game. I have yet to find my true love, but I know he’s out there somewhere, looking pretty with his muscular horse legs, sometimes I look into the moon and wonder if he is looking at it too. It was only this morning that I told my parents this secret, they didn’t believe me at first, until I showed them my browser history and this game. They were so happy for my they couldn’t even speak, my mother even broke into tears. My dad patted her back, I was so happy. You see my parents had been fighting each other for years, but now all because of my new found sexuality and this game their fighting has stopped. I am truely grateful to the developers of this game, and I hope more people will have the same experience as me.