No Humanity - The Hardest Game 9+
Can you last 30 seconds?
SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.
Designed for iPad
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- Free
- Offers In-App Purchases
Screenshots
Description
Once upon a time, there is a spaceship emoji.
And it got caught up in a galactic doodle war between Brian and Shan, where lasers are beaming, bullets are firing, little boys’ hairs are rapidly growing and monsters' eyes are popping.
To be warned, this is not a game for everyone, we made this game extremely hard and unpredictable to just make our fans very happy.
Therefore this game contains:
* Mild frustration,
* Unfair gameplay,
* Ugly doodle
* space-themed apocalypse
* poorly made bullet hell without shoot'em up
* up to 8 players online multiplayer; only not lag if you play with friends nearby.
* fish
* poor taste humor
* amateur graphic
* limited budget music
* rewarded video ads
* a once in a time life experience
* Chinese
* kinda works without wifi
* claw machine
* potentially pay to win
Thank you my dear fans, because you shared this game with your friends and watched them struggle, this game survived, and the team gets to go crazy with their ideas.
What’s New
Version 8.6.1
Bug Fixes & improvements:
- REWORKED multiplayer networking system.
- UPDATED backends.
Ratings and Reviews
You will hate this game
I absolutely hate this game, you get close to finishing the achievement or challenge and then you die. It is like eating unflavoured oatmeal. But when you finally finish the challenge and progress, ohhhh it is very rewarding to you. The updates are rolling and there is a very friendly discord server. This game is HARD. You will hate this game, I hate this game but you will not want to stop playing it. I give 5 stars, keep up the good work devs!
thanks a lot sweaty chair…
This game is too addictive to me. But all seriousness, this game is lit. I absolutely adore the fact that the ads don’t pop up all the time and that they are optional for rewards. I remember playing this game long time ago and I recently returned to it and didn’t expect how much this game grew in its content. The gameplay is really engaging and there are funny parodies. I really enjoy it, and can’t wait for more from u <3
EPIC
This game should be the next Minecraft. It’s amazing! It’s insanely hard. But more fun than that! I love the new update by the way. It’s much smoother, has new things to get in a game, and more! It’s amazing. If your thinking about getting I- GET IT NOW. Happy lunar new year!
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Information
- Seller
- SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.
- Size
- 239.7 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 11.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 11.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 11.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple TV
- Requires tvOS 9.0 or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese
- Age Rating
- 9+ Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humour Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Copyright
- © 2016 Sweaty Chair Pty. Ltd.
- Price
- Free
- In-App Purchases
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- Starter Pack $2.99
- Bag of Coins $9.99
- Box of Coins $9.99
- ClawToken Pack Small $1.99
- Ship of Coins $19.99
- Bag of Gems $7.99
- Pile of Gems $2.99
- Starter Pack $2.99
- World Pack Tier 1 $2.99
- Twin Turbo $4.99
Supports
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Game Center
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.