Super Snail 12+

This is not an review but from the videos I’ve saw it’s pretty good. Anyways when i try to play it’s just loading and when it’s finished it just says “something is wrong with your connection” and then I can’t play it happened times, so pls help I want to play

I had to register with apple just to play, that was painful and off putting … then I got an award for completing a tutorial I didn’t complete so that was another annoying thing then I got bored watching the part I though I skipped and decided to go do the dishes. I don’t like doing the dishes. So that’s 8 minutes of my life down the drain and I feel I could have done something more productive with that time in my life. I suppose there is sone irony here snails are slow and boring and so was the game I tried to play for 8 minutes. I wasn’t sure about my star rating I wanted to give 2 stars because part of me imagined the poor person that spent countless hours making a game that wasted 8 minutes of my day. But empathy only goes so far and this review was about my experiences with the a game not the person or people that developed it. So after some significant reflection and internal debate I settled on 1 star and I’m comfortable with that decision. I think the straw that broke the camels back as far as the 1 star vs 2 star was the whole registering thing. It feels invasive and like I’m already making a serious commitment to a app that I haven’t even tried yet. Any way I hope this review provides the developers of the app that wasted 8 minutes of my day a keen insight into the typical phone users mind.

Man, I was clicking as fast as I could on everything they wanted you to touch, AKA all that you’re allowed to interact with until the tutorial is finished, and after like 10 solid minutes of having my hand held, I just couldn’t anymore. I threw in the towel and hit the delete button on my Home Screen for super snail. Please, for the love for Snail Jesus, add a skip tutorial button. I’d even be happy paying for no ads if there’s ads and it’s a cheap pack, but your tutorial is the first in history to make me delete the game due to how long and boring the tutorial is. Might even re-download and get a stopwatch out to see exactly how long a speedrun of the tutorial will take from your life. But please guys, it’s got potential, but my beard grew about four inches before I just straight up gave up and didn’t make it through the tutorial.