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Play these weeeird sports games now

Anything can happen in games, so why play by the normal rules? These are the games that take the rules of sport, the norms of dress and the laws of physics – then chuck them aside in the name of fun. Let’s get weeeird!

Heavy Metal Tennis Training

A demonic ball machine can only be defeated by perfectly timed tennis swipes from a hair-spinning guitarist. It’s more metal than a robot eating bolts for breakfast.

The backdrops too are intensely metal: this ain’t Wimbledon.

    Heavy Metal Tennis Training

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Pixel Volley

If you’ve ever looked at volleyball and thought, “It would be great if every part of this was more strange,” then this is the game you’ve been waiting for. With exaggerated bounce physics and a cast of oddball characters, this is the beachside ballgame gone bananas.

    Pixel Volley

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The Contender

It’s no stretch to say that this is one of the silliest boxing games going. Tap to fling your giant arm across the screen and land a punch, but be careful: you’re vulnerable while extending your reach.

Make a last-second sidestep to avoid a knock to the noggin.

    The Contender: Fight of the Century

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Golf Zero

Jump, bounce and... golf! In this wacky blend of platforms and putters, you’ll launch yourself into the air, unleashing a volley of slow-motion shots before you land.

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    Crazy Platforming Golf

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Wrassling

It’s wrestling – but somehow even sillier, with chunky pixels instead of tight lycra and roughly… oh… 6,000 percent more flailing. We dare you not to smirk as your hapless wrasslers tumble themselves into a giant pile before falling all over the ring like a bunch of overexcited skittles.

Truly, this is the noblest of sports.

    Wrassling

    Wacky Physics Wrestling

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