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Dumb Ways to Climb 9+
A Bean aimlessly scales.
Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
Designed for iPad
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- Free
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Description
Get ready for a game that'll make you question all your life choices! Introducing "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that miraculously appeared in just one week! Watch in awe as our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff, reaching for the stars... well, kind of.
In this mind-blowing adventure, you'll guide the Bean as it mindlessly drags itself across a jumble of objects. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? Who knows! The suspense is unbearable! No need for exciting challenges or brain-teasing puzzles here. Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage.
But wait, there's more! Feast your eyes on our visually "unique" graphics. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that were seemingly picked out of a hat. It's an artistic masterpiece... if your definition of a masterpiece is random mishmash.
And don't forget about the unforgettable soundtrack! We've carefully curated a single tune that will replay over and over in your head, long after you've closed the app. You'll find yourself humming it while questioning the meaning of life itself. Deep, right?
So, if you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with their engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, look no further. Dumb Ways to Climb is here to deliver mindless, repetitive fun like you've never experienced before. Download it today and marvel at how something so hastily thrown together can still exist in this world!
What’s New
Version 0.1.3
Bug and general stability fixes!
Ratings and Reviews
App Privacy
The developer, Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy.
Data Linked to You
The following data may be collected and linked to your identity:
- Location
- Identifiers
- Usage Data
- Diagnostics
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Information
- Provider
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Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd has identified itself as a trader for this app and confirmed that this product or service complies with European Union law.
- DUNS Number
- 742508732
- Address
- Level 16, 700 Collins Street Docklands Victoria 3008 Australia
- Phone Number
- +61 403683624
- danny@playsidestudios.com
- Size
- 579.4 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 12.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 9+ Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Copyright
- © 2023 PlaySide Studios PTY LTD
- Price
- Free