Clash of Blocks‪!‬ 12+

This game is really fun and relaxing. But, sometimes when I’m playing it AT MY HOUSE WITH WIFI it says there isn’t any connection, and to try again later. Also, it sometimes glitches me out of the game and I lose all of my progress. I don’t know if that’s just because of my phone though. All in all, it’s a really fun game, and I recommend it!

There really isn’t too much to say really, nothing beyond the generic list everything that went poorly type of review.

This game introduces the principle that you should place tiles diagonally to others and never expands on this concept for the first hundred levels. Hundred.

Somehow someone believed that it would be a good idea to do this instead of focusing on putting more enemy tiles in the center of the map, or other places that might create strategic depth. That never happened. This game never even came close.

Many times the game was slow and laggy despite it being a literal search algorithm simulator. The menu bugged every time it was opened.

And somehow this wasn’t the worst of this game. I really hated this game, hated every single darn aspect of it. Hated how the numbers sometimes didn’t add up to 100%. Hated how on some levels there exists a superior solution to that of the 3 star percentage threshold. Hated the stupid chime after every level. Hated how the developers believed that the younger generations are obsessed with emojis. Hated the implied insult to the player that the puzzles are challenging. Hated the bonus puzzles that are somehow easier. Hated how instead of challenge, the devs chose a bigger boards for later levels that led to numerous misclicks. Hated the ads advertising games that are just as dumbed down as this one. Hated how the coins earned at the end of each level have no real purpose as if this is some sick parody of Data Wing. Hated how the game has the audacity to ask the player to watch ads to get more coins.

Hated how the game claims that this is harder than it looks in the ads. In a moment of procrastination, I thought it would be a fun idea to download a game that was advertised to me and review it on the App Store. I was so very wrong. It was no fun.

Somehow, with all this in mind, this game is ranked as recommended in the App Store, which shattered whatever remains of my hope in humanity and made my day that much worse.

Sucks so boring my name is karen and i’d like to speak to your manager please!