Dumb Ways to Climb 9+
A Bean aimlessly scales.
Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
Designed for iPad
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- Free
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Description
Get ready for a game that'll make you question all your life choices! Introducing "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that miraculously appeared in just one week! Watch in awe as our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff, reaching for the stars... well, kind of.
In this mind-blowing adventure, you'll guide the Bean as it mindlessly drags itself across a jumble of objects. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? Who knows! The suspense is unbearable! No need for exciting challenges or brain-teasing puzzles here. Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage.
But wait, there's more! Feast your eyes on our visually "unique" graphics. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that were seemingly picked out of a hat. It's an artistic masterpiece... if your definition of a masterpiece is random mishmash.
And don't forget about the unforgettable soundtrack! We've carefully curated a single tune that will replay over and over in your head, long after you've closed the app. You'll find yourself humming it while questioning the meaning of life itself. Deep, right?
So, if you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with their engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, look no further. Dumb Ways to Climb is here to deliver mindless, repetitive fun like you've never experienced before. Download it today and marvel at how something so hastily thrown together can still exist in this world!
What’s New
Version 0.1.3
Bug and general stability fixes!
Ratings and Reviews
Impossible
There is an impossible jump in the space section. After doing some reserche, no one managed to pass it. PLS fix
cool but needs tons of improvement
this game needs a pause screen and a way to customize your controlls, mute music, sound effects and such, also customize character but that’s just my idea i like the game
A disappointment
I’m very disappointed in this I’ve been playing dumb ways to die since I’ve been old enough to use an iPod. I love this series and the original dumb ways to Die was my first mobile game so that’s maybe why I love it so much. So imagine when I saw this in the App Store I looked at the game images with so much rendering and shine so I quickly downloaded it. When I opened it expected to see levels and a title page but no I'm just booted into it. I thought the game just might be so good but when I climbed up it had ZERO thought in it. It looked like a free map with free models ripped into here. The first game might not have had nice graphics but it was still original and fun. This is just garbage it has some jpegs of dumb ways thrown it to make you remember it's a dumb ways game. Not to mention what’s in the game it is just objects floating the least you guys could do is make a story like a magical force caused all this so climb past everything to save it or whatever. I hate how it just throws you in a free model map and expects you to figure it out. There is not even a pause menu what were you guys thinking when making this? I’ve seen Roblox obbys with WAYYYYY more effort than this junk. It’s like you had a group of high schoolers no no middle schoolers make this with Chromebooks. I bet I could do a way better job. To be honest as someone who has been playing your games all my life. I'm very sad to see you as an amazing game company make this junk. I hope you guys make an update to improve this game but I still really do love these games just not this. Bye
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Information
- Seller
- Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
- Size
- 579.4 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 12.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 9+ Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Copyright
- © 2023 PlaySide Studios PTY LTD
- Price
- Free