Flying Gorilla 4+

This has to be the greatest game i have ever played. I had my doubts when i downloaded, but upon opening the application, the stellar voice acting and unbelievably detailed cutscenes made me feel like i wasn’t playing a game on my phone, but playing a triple a console release. The breathtaking graphics, relatable characters (my favourites are the Flying Gorilla himself and his yellow chicken friend) and riveting gameplay kept me hooked for hours. The lack of micro transactions was the cherry on the top of this absolute masterpiece. I believe this game should not only be regarded as the greatest game of the year, not only regarded as the greatest game of this generation, but regarded in the same light as games like The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare as one of the greatest and most influential video games ever released.

I can't live without Flying Gorilla. It's been 3 years. 3. Three years ago, I was a happy man with a lovely wife and two adorable children. I had a decent job and was living happily when Flying Gorilla came out. I first heard it from my friends. Appearently this was an app where you can fly as a gorilla. Those friends also sent me pictures they took. "It looks fun" I thought. I, in fact, didn't buy it. At first, I log onto Flying Gorilla for half an hour. It was fun. But day by day, I log onto Flying Gorilla more. After a month, my daily routine of Flying Gorilla became 6 hours. I even forgot to eat, or sleep. My wife tried to contact a doctor. I told him that there's nothing to worry about, and my wife is just making it up. As I was never leaving Flying Gorilla, my wife became mad and filled a divorce paper. I was too busy playing Flying Gorilla to even attend to court. As a result, kids' custody had been taken away, but that was nothing to worry about for me. I had Flying Gorilla, and that was the only thing important. I was fired soon after I was never going to work. That made me happy, since there was more time left for me to use Flying Gorilla. I used my savings to rent a small apartment. There were no furniture but my phone and my chair. All of my acquaintances stopped speaking to me. I have no social life right now. The only thing stopping me from ending it all is Flying Gorilla. I can't live without Flying Gorilla.

This app changed my life forever. Now I smoke crack. Thanks.