Lime - #RideGreen 4+

This is the best invention ever. Period.

I usually take the lime scooter to the area I park from my uni cause it’s expensive af to park near the university. And I convinced my girl today to just get a lime scooter so we could get there easy. So I made her download it with my referral code so we can both get it 1$ off. Usually it’s only a 2.50$ ride there, so me thinking oh if I get the 1$ unlock fee out we only have to pay 1.50$. She was against the whole thing and kept telling me can just walk it’s not a biggie but I was being hella persistent cause it’s so fun.So I get my girl to download it and it’s all g we get on and all of a sudden we get hit with a warning on the scooter saying theres a speed restriction so we going slower than 10 year olds on the street. Now we embarrassed af cause these little kids are passing us saying on your left like captain America. So my girl already annoyed and I laugh it off and say at least it’s cheap and we don’t have to walk. So the usual 5 mins ride took 10 mins and when we finally got to the car and tried to lock the scooter we get hit with the message saying you can’t lock it cause it’s outside the allotted area. So now my girl really mad cause we have to this take this slow a** scooter back to where we got it from then walk back to the car. And she’s fuming at this point cause instead of a 10 min walk it into turned into 25 min ordeal of embarrassment all cause I said babe it’s faster if we just take these scooters and they are just so fun to ride. So next time warn a brother before you update your policies?!? Cause mans just got hit with a 10$ bill and that’s what ever. But the L I just took is forever engraved into my soul cause my girl is never gonna let me forget the time I didn’t just listen to her and just walk. And that’s my day folks ✌🏽

I got charged a subscription fee in the winter, where lime does not run there scooters during the duration of winter and idk how I’d go about getting a refund, imma toss a scooter off a bridge for the 8 dollars I’m not gunna get back.