Your Life Simulator 17+
Mark Varlamov
Designed for iPad
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- Free
- Offers In-App Purchases
Screenshots
Description
You are a lonely guy who never leaves his room.
Your only window in the outside world is Internet.
The game is a life simulator and works in real time.
To please yourself, you can buy pillows or a poster with your favorite character in the online store.
What’s New
Version 1.13.6
– Plant
– 3 new pillows
– 3 new posters
– 2 new figures
– 10 new events
– A bunch of small improvements
Ratings and Reviews
The Most Accurate Simulator To Date!
I have played this game for one day so far and I already know it’s a pretty realistic game, it’s literally like my life. You start off in a small apartment in a post-communist country, that is realistic for post-communist people, you have a computer to mess with, you can play video games, go on sites similar to 4Chan or Reddit, you can also buy all kinds of stuff (Mostly weeb stuff), you have to earn the Russian currency called Rubles (RUB) that is about 0.016 of an United States Dollar. You earn (RUB) by working, you get more stressed when you are working so you can’t work forever, you work as probably an I.T guy or an programmer because you use the computer instead of getting out of that crappy apartment. You have really rude neighbours that never talk to you, if you try talking to them, you will walk into their house then they throw you out, probably an normal reaction when someone walk inside your house when they aren’t invited and especially if you hate them. The weather in this game is realistic because it takes “real time” weather reports in your area and puts that weather in the game, you can play different mini-games to relive your stress like, dropping water balloons on pedestrians heads, playing darts, throwing paper balls into the bin near your desk.
If you have the time to play this game, PLAY IT!
it’s strange how attached i’m getting to this little guy
as the description says, you play as a shut in and assign your character tasks to do while the game is running in the background on your phone. you buy body pillows, posters, wallpaper and other decorations to keep your calmness (which i think is sanity, the game developer is russian) high. you have a neighbour who will kick you out if you try and go into his house. you can also collect little figurines.
in the game it says, “You wear a mask because you are afraid to show your face, even to yourself.”
dude is just a lonely guy who works all day and spends his money on pets and stuff. there’s like no forced ads, game runs super smoothly with no interruptions ever. deserves to have a LOT more downloads tbh.
Не работает перенос прогресса
Купил себе новое устройство, пытался перенести на него свой прогресс (700+ дней) но почему-то выводит ошибку при попытке зарегестрироваться/залогиниться. Очень досадно
In-App Purchases
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Information
- Seller
- Mark Varlamov
- Size
- 134.5 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 12.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 17+ Frequent/Intense Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humour Infrequent/Mild Medical/Treatment Information
- Copyright
- © varlamov5264
- Price
- Free
- In-App Purchases
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- 50000 in-game money $2.99
- 10 Nootropics $0.99
- Cat $0.99
- One-time resurrection $0.99
- 20000 in-game money $0.99
- Dog $0.99
- 5000 in-game money $0.99
- Endless Resurrection $0.99
- Gachimuchi $0.99
- One-time difficulty change $0.99