Barney Blinddarm 12+
A very good-looking appendix
Jan Essig
Designed for iPhone
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- Free
- Offers In-App Purchases
iPhone Screenshots
Description
Barney is a young, dynamic and very good-looking appendix. But he's continually harassed by the small and large intestines on account of his size...
WARNING!! This app is very bloody and probably one of the silliest games on the AppStore !!!
Barney is a young, dynamic and very good-looking appendix. But he's continually harassed by the small and large intestines on account of his size. One day he's finally had enough - he's all worked up and suddenly decides to break free ...
... shortly afterwards in the operating room:
His big moment has come at last. Barney's just left the lower abdomen and seen the light of day. The head doctor holds him proudly aloft for all to see.
... and here you come into play ...
To make Barney's first steps into freedom as spectacular as possible, your mission is as follows:
Attempt to time his fall so he collides with the rapidly approaching rubbish bin lid. If you open the bin too soon or too late, Barney will either slam full speed on top of the rubbish bin or fall into the bin full of… …eww – you can probably imagine.
1.) Wait till the doc's got Barney between his fingers
and is holding him to one side ready to throw.
2.) Tap the display once to make the doc push his leg
and let Barney fall.
3.) Barney now begins to fall without stopping.
4.) Tap a second time and try to get Barney to
hit the rubbish bin lid in mid-air.
5.) If you succeed, Barney will be flung towards freedom
in a huge arc.
6.) Packs of blood lie scattered across the floor.
If Barney lands on one, his flight takes longer.
Good luck to you and a good flight to Barney!!
This game is dedicated to my appendix Barney, who parted ways with me in December 1987 and has been kicking back in sunny Abuja / Nigeria ever since.
What’s New
Version 1.1.0
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
- iPhone 8 Bugfix
Ratings and Reviews
Genial
Ein Spiel, das jeder Mensch auf dieser Erde in seinem Leben gespielt haben sollte! ;)
Ne aber ehrlich, alleine die Idee ist witzig, die kleine Story mit Widmung noch besser und der Sound lässt alte PC-Spielsound-Ohrwürmer wieder aus ihren Löchern kriechen :)
Und irgendwie spielt man es auch immer wieder ;)
Geiles kleines Game!
Ein genialer Klassiker
Macht süchtig und Barney ist einfach der echt "Barney the Eagle"...
Prima. 5 Sterne sind nicht genug...
Geniales kleines Game
Witzes kleines Game für zwischendurch.
App Privacy
The developer, Jan Essig, has not provided details about its privacy practices and handling of data to Apple. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy.
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Information
- Provider
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Jan Essig has identified itself as a trader for this app and confirmed that this product or service complies with European Union law.
- Address
- Storchenstrasse 84D 68259 Mannheim Deutschland
- Phone Number
- +49 6211504131
- jan@janessig.com
- Size
- 36.7 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 8.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 8.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English, German
- Age Rating
- 12+ Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humour Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes Infrequent/Mild Medical/Treatment Information
- Copyright
- © Jan Essig 2017
- Price
- Free
- In-App Purchases
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- Remove ads 0,99 €
Supports
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Game Center
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.