Binky 12+
Satisfy your phone cravings
Dan Kurtz
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- Free
- Offers In-App Purchases
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Description
Binky is the most stress-free social media app ever! Think about all those times when you want to scroll through a feed on your phone, but you don't want to read depressing news articles or see photos from people who seem happier than you. Binky gives you the incessant micro-thrills of scrolling through stuff, never knowing what's coming next, without all the hassle. And the things you do in Binky don't end up on a server somewhere for the world to see. It's all the fun of social media with all the privacy you wish you had!
Features:
* An infinite list of random stuff (we call them "Binks"), with pictures. You won't care about some of them, but others will give you a fleeting feeling of satisfaction -- just like a real app!
* Each Bink has a Like button so that you can like it, just like a real app!
* Swipe left or right on Binks, because it's weirdly satisfying, just like a real app!
* Leave a comment! Unlike a real app, you don't have to stress about what to say. Just mash the keyboard and Binky will think of an appropriate comment for you! Where's THAT feature, Facebook?
* A "share" button that doesn't do anything!
* Scroll through over a thousand Binks, including: sawdust, Sam Cooke, rutabagas, laser tag, merman, mascara, puddles, and elbow.
If you read all the way through that last bullet point, you're already hooked. Download it today!
What’s New
Version 1.4.0
Offline mode: download all Bink images to your phone so you can scroll while you're camping or scuba diving!
Ratings and Reviews
Unglaublich!
Diese App ermöglicht mir mein unaufhaltsames Verlangen nach hirnlosen scrollen, liken, reposten und kommentieren zu stillen, ohne meinen Kopf mit depressiven Ereignissen wie Krieg, Tod, Neid, Clickbait oder Kim Kardashian aufzufüllen.
Ich habe mich noch nie so sozial akzeptiert und entspannt gefüllt wie bei dieser Social-Media App, ohne den sozialen Aspekt.
Vielleicht ist es ja auch genau das: Ohne die Menschen, mit ihren ganzen Emotionen, ist es doch gleich viel besser.
Verpeilt
Ich bin zu normal für diesen App.
Und wahrscheinlich zu alt.
それはかわいいです
Absoluter Oberhammer!
Mit dieser App kann ich endlich meinem Verlangen nach dem Runterscrollen, Liken und kommentieren nachkommen, ohne dass es jemand mitbekommt oder meine geistigen Ergüsse ertragen muss!
Mehr Bilder, am besten mit Kommentaren wären prima und die Möglichkeit eigene Kommentare zu verfassen!
Dear Developers: could you please add an option to freely compose comments! that would be uber awesome! More than scrolling, swiping and liking I really need to express myself! kthx
App Privacy
The developer, Dan Kurtz, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy.
Data Not Collected
The developer does not collect any data from this app.
Privacy practices may vary based on, for example, the features you use or your age. Learn More
Information
- Provider
- Dan Kurtz
- Size
- 35.6 MB
- Category
- Entertainment
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 11.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 11.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 11.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 12+ Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
- Copyright
- © 2023 Dan Kurtz
- Price
- Free
- In-App Purchases
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- Binky Donation 1,99 €
- Binky Donation 1,99 €
- Binky Tip Jar 0,99 €