ConnectED - Careers Manager 4+

oh my where do i start…. ITS THE RE INVENTION OF THE WHEEL. this is the best thing since sliced bread. i remember the sheer excitement that shot up my spine when it installed. initially i was destined to be homeless but now i got my life back on track and got a lifetime career due to the heroics of this application. you see, my wife left with my beautiful daughter last week and i cried all night for my princess to return home but the court said i need a job to get custody of her. thank goodness i stumbled apon this app. i now have an amazing career. also did you know fraser wood asked to work same hours as ollie moore… the glaze is real

PORTER Here’s a knocking indeed! If a man were
porter of hell gate, he should have old turning the
key. (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there, i’
th’ name of Beelzebub? Here’s a farmer that hanged
himself on th’ expectation of plenty. Come in time!
Have napkins enough about you; here you’ll sweat
for ’t. (Knock.) Knock, knock! Who’s there, in th’
other devil’s name? Faith, here’s an equivocator
that could swear in both the scales against either
scale, who committed treason enough for God’s
sake yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, come in,
equivocator. (Knock.) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s
there? Faith, here’s an English tailor come hi

After downloading this app a 8ft tall mexican guy called pablo took me in his van and started violently punching me in the stomach then he slammed me to the ground and started giving me backshots and after that he sexuallyassaulted my entire family including my great grandfather’s corpse

So in conclusion The connectED app has received widespread criticism for its numerous shortcomings and inefficiencies. Users have expressed their dissatisfaction with its clunky interface, frequent glitches, and slow loading times. The app's lack of user-friendly features and unintuitive design make it incredibly frustrating to navigate and use. Additionally, the app often fails to provide accurate and up-to-date information, leaving users confused and uninformed. Overall, the connectED app has proven to be a source of frustration and disappointment for many, failing to meet the basic expectations of a modern educational app.

I am under the genuine impression that this app was made by a year 7 computing class as a homework project
The entire apps design is embarrassingly dreadful and I am torn between what is worse: the app itself or the fact that schools settle with this
Using this app is the equivalent of wiping with 50 grit sandpaper, just because it’s available doesn’t mean that it should be used
Recreate this app
Or just take it down