DaGame 4+

I was lonely. Depressed. I had anxiety, every single morning I would walk down the foggy, ugly streets. But one day - one day, I saw a bright figure, he was wearing a bright blue hat with a white plain shirt followed with a massive golden chain which made the whole area shine like the sun. He had ripped jeans and a massive smile while walking towards me. He spoke to me with these few, wise words: “letzzz goooo”, he then walked away and I never saw him again. From that day, my depression was cured, the whole city got brighter and happier, and 3 years later, I swear I saw up in the sky, God with DaBaby waving good by at me. I could hear whispers of DaBaby saying “just remember this, just because you can’t transform into a car doesn’t mean you can’t letttzz gooo, you can letzzz go, you’ve just got to believe in yourself, it will come someday when your just like me”. I cried in happiness and replied to him saying that I will. I soon became his disciple and he gave me the ability to transform into a lorry. I’ve never ever been so happy. DaBaby has recreated most of his legendary god like moments in this game called DaGame. Infinity out of 10, so many emotional moments, the graphics are legendary, and the voice lines bring a tear to my eye, thank you DaBaby, we shall always appraise you as the one that can cure depression, oh and can transform into a car.

I used to wonder the cold, dark streets hoping a bus would slam into me. I would run in alleys, hoping a man with a gun would be in there to end my miserable life. There never was, much too my disappointment. So I gave up on the alleys. Just as I was about to run into a speeding Mercedes, Da Baby car crashed into it. He saved my life. I asked, “Why did you save me? I wanted to die.” And he responded with words that changed my life. He inspiringly replied with, “Just because you feel like ending it, doesn’t mean you should. I know you feel depressed. But suicide won’t repair anything. Have you tried therapy?” I responded gloomy with, “Yes it didn’t help...” “Well...do you know what’s at the end of this road?” He asked. I replied to his odd question with, “No.” “Exactly. No-one knows.” He said, “But you can find out. There’s so much you haven’t discovered. So don’t end it yet.” And then, faster than my mum on a Mo-Ped, he sped off to the nearby Motor-Way. I thought about what he said. And walked to the end of the road. It took me 2 days, I was thirsty and starving. But when I realised what was at the end of the road, I immediately knew it was worth it. There was a piece of paper on the floor. It said, “Download this game: Da Baby Car!” It was then, I figured out my life. And now, I am no longer depressed. I owe it all to Da Baby 💗

I’m am a religious man my self and I go to church every Sunday. However I must confess I do find hours in church to be a bore. That’s when I found this game. It first caught my eye when I was browsing the the App Store. It’s vibrant icon and intriguing name instantly had me hooked. At first I played the game for fun but after a while it became something more. More than a game, more than anything I have ever experienced ever in my life. More than god himself. My interest became an addiction and before long I found myself playing this game in church. My priest caught me and confiscated my phone. After the service I went to retrieve my phone and found my priest also encapsulated by it’s wonder. Before long my whole church was playing the game and da baby became our god. Every week we now pray to da baby. Last week when praying to da baby he came from the heavens and said “LETS GO!!”. He then reached out his hands and blessed us with da power. At first we were confused but we came to realise da baby had saved us, we were now his children, da children, safe from all harm we are now one with da baby and da baby is one with us. Da baby is love, da baby is life. All praise da baby. LETS GOOO!!!

This game is not only life changing but life enlightening. 10/10 would recommend.