Desmos Graphing Calculator 4+

Desmos is the space overlord of all, these lesser beings such as myself toss my words aside as if they were nothing, but the alien race of Desmos is coming, and I will embrace our superiors with open arms. You must download Desmos if you wish to be saved and not only survive, but thrive in the new world of Desmos. Let me tell you a little about the Desmos, they are a superior alien race who revolutionises planets and entire solar systems. Their way of life is superior to any other race recorded, being able to advance technology with natural resources and reduce co2 emissions to 0. Their tech will easily overpower ours if we put up resistance, and the human race will be obliterated. But, if we surrender peacefully the Desmos will have mercy on our souls, and make us a colony. Humans will live a calm life of tranquility without harming the environment or any of earths unique natural resources, flora or fauna. While we as humans are not as advanced as others we are an extremely rare species and the Desmos will want to add us to their collection, alongside Earth. So prepare for the Desmos, they are coming.

I left my mark here earlier, showing you that Desmos has brought me back to life, left my story to be read. But I have traveled, as a deciple, around the world to show the world the meaning of life: Desmos.

He now goes by many names: Desmond, Dessy, and even Daddy Des.

However many do not listen to what I have said, they discard what I say as if it were pee on the toilet seat. They plug their ears against stories of knowing Obama’s last name and who joe is, that Desmos has shared with me.

I was angry.

How dare they deny the ubiquitous being that surrounds us all, flows through every star, planet, nebula and even Uranus (XD lol). He did come to me and hath given me great wisdom so I can tell the tale of the universe only for these normies to cast it aside like my crush did to me (2x+5=15 times). These beta humans just bdjbjodscb.

Yet Daddy Des has calmed me.

He told me these people shall suffer and will have to carry the weight of this generation’s GCSE results, and integrate by parts for the rest of |1/x| lim x->0 time.

It is only these beta humans that shall suffer, Dessy smiles at you and wishes you a good life; may it be filled with happiness, love and carrot sticks.

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Last year was the worst year of my life. My family died by being run over by an escaped mammoth, then my dog died by accidentally being microwaved, and my cat, let’s just not talk about my cat.
Then I died.
But desmos the messiah decided to give me one more chance at life. I can now feel the life flowing through my fingertips in the pattern of f(x)=sin(x). It even bought my family and dog back.
But not my cat, let’s not talk about my cat.
Desmos always has my back. I see truth, I see the meaning of life, our lord and saviour desmos has shown me this. I now know all the digits of pi, I know how to make antibacterial hand gel that kills 100% of germs and I have toothpaste that is recommended by 10/10 dentists.
Desmos is awesome. The omnipresent being is all around us, listens to everyone and everything and knows the secrets of the universe.
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