This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon. I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. ~ Kanye West ~

After spending 80% of our annual budget on lawyers to show us the way through this crazy GDPR jungle, we’ve updated the app to now be fully compliant. That means all users can easily request their personal data in-app via the “My Data” tab. We’ve also updated our iOS version to work beautifully with the iPhone X. It's perfect. That's all for now, Dojo x

After spending 80% of our annual budget on lawyers to show us the way through this crazy GDPR jungle, we’ve updated the app to now be fully compliant. That means all users can easily request their personal data in-app via the “My Data” tab. We’ve also updated our iOS version to work beautifully with the iPhone X. It's perfect. That's all for now, Dojo x

I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. ~ Kanye West ~

I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. ~ Kanye West ~

I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. ~ Kanye West ~

I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. ~ Kanye West ~

Bug fixes and improvements

Updates and bug fixes

Sitting on the precarious tip of the cutting edge, Dojo realised that it wasn't putting the innovative, ground-breaking and easily malleable minds it employed to their best use. What Dojo needed was change. Ideas. The kind of earth-shattering evolutionary developments that would have its competitors tossing and turning into the midnight hours and its users bouncing around in unrestricted happiness, confused whether they should really feel this kind of love for a technology company Late one Tuesday evening, two of Dojo's big wigs resolved to get to the heart of the issue over a bottle of the finest whisky Sainsbury's currently stocks under £15. 'How do we work out what the people want?' Ollie said. 'Well, we could ask them', came Lucy's reply. 'Yes that might work. Although it does sound expensive and time consuming' Ollie added, reasonably. Several tense moments passed. The only sounds the train rattling in the distance and the Ibiza '95 Acid-House playlist left on the office speakers. 'Maybe we could just decide what the people want for them?' suggested Lucy. 'Yes, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper' replied Ollie. And so it was that after several unexpectedly violent discussions, a three point plan emerged, like a brilliant phoenix from the flames. This is what's new: - We made a new shiny website - Better images to look at - The app is faster

Sitting on the precarious tip of the cutting edge, Dojo realised that it wasn't putting the innovative, ground-breaking and easily malleable minds it employed to their best use. What Dojo needed was change. Ideas. The kind of earth-shattering evolutionary developments that would have its competitors tossing and turning into the midnight hours and its users bouncing around in unrestricted happiness, confused whether they should really feel this kind of love for a technology company Late one Tuesday evening, two of Dojo's big wigs resolved to get to the heart of the issue over a bottle of the finest whisky Sainsbury's currently stocks under £15. 'How do we work out what the people want?' Ollie said. 'Well, we could ask them', came Lucy's reply. 'Yes that might work. Although it does sound expensive and time consuming' Ollie added, reasonably. Several tense moments passed. The only sounds the train rattling in the distance and the Ibiza '95 Acid-House playlist left on the office speakers. 'Maybe we could just decide what the people want for them?' suggested Lucy. 'Yes, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper' replied Ollie. And so it was that after several unexpectedly violent discussions, a three point plan emerged, like a brilliant phoenix from the flames. This is what's new: - We made a new shiny website - Better images to look at - The app is faster

Sitting on the precarious tip of the cutting edge, Dojo realised that it wasn't putting the innovative, ground-breaking and easily malleable minds it employed to their best use. What Dojo needed was change. Ideas. The kind of earth-shattering evolutionary developments that would have its competitors tossing and turning into the midnight hours and its users bouncing around in unrestricted happiness, confused whether they should really feel this kind of love for a technology company Late one Tuesday evening, two of Dojo's big wigs resolved to get to the heart of the issue over a bottle of the finest whisky Sainsbury's currently stocks under £15. 'How do we work out what the people want?' Ollie said. 'Well, we could ask them', came Lucy's reply. 'Yes that might work. Although it does sound expensive and time consuming' Ollie added, reasonably. Several tense moments passed. The only sounds the train rattling in the distance and the Ibiza '95 Acid-House playlist left on the office speakers. 'Maybe we could just decide what the people want for them?' suggested Lucy. 'Yes, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper' replied Ollie. And so it was that after several unexpectedly violent discussions, a three point plan emerged, like a brilliant phoenix from the flames. This is what's new: - We made a new shiny website - Better images to look at - The app is faster

Sitting on the precarious tip of the cutting edge, Dojo realised that it wasn't putting the innovative, ground-breaking and easily malleable minds it employed to their best use. What Dojo needed was change. Ideas. The kind of earth-shattering evolutionary developments that would have its competitors tossing and turning into the midnight hours and its users bouncing around in unrestricted happiness, confused whether they should really feel this kind of love for a technology company Late one Tuesday evening, two of Dojo's big wigs resolved to get to the heart of the issue over a bottle of the finest whisky Sainsbury's currently stocks under £15. 'How do we work out what the people want?' Ollie said. 'Well, we could ask them', came Lucy's reply. 'Yes that might work. Although it does sound expensive and time consuming' Ollie added, reasonably. Several tense moments passed. The only sounds the train rattling in the distance and the Ibiza '95 Acid-House playlist left on the office speakers. 'Maybe we could just decide what the people want for them?' suggested Lucy. 'Yes, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper' replied Ollie. And so it was that after several unexpectedly violent discussions, a three point plan emerged, like a brilliant phoenix from the flames. This is what's new: - We made a new shiny website - Better images to look at - The app is faster

Sitting on the precarious tip of the cutting edge, Dojo realised that it wasn't putting the innovative, ground-breaking and easily malleable minds it employed to their best use. What Dojo needed was change. Ideas. The kind of earth-shattering evolutionary developments that would have its competitors tossing and turning into the midnight hours and its users bouncing around in unrestricted happiness, confused whether they should really feel this kind of love for a technology company Late one Tuesday evening, two of Dojo's big wigs resolved to get to the heart of the issue over a bottle of the finest whisky Sainsbury's currently stocks under £15. 'How do we work out what the people want?' Ollie said. 'Well, we could ask them', came Lucy's reply. 'Yes that might work. Although it does sound expensive and time consuming' Ollie added, reasonably. Several tense moments passed. The only sounds the train rattling in the distance and the Ibiza '95 Acid-House playlist left on the office speakers. 'Maybe we could just decide what the people want for them?' suggested Lucy. 'Yes, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper' replied Ollie. And so it was that after several unexpectedly violent discussions, a three point plan emerged, like a brilliant phoenix from the flames. This is what's new: - We made a new shiny website - Better images to look at - The app is faster

Sitting on the precarious tip of the cutting edge, Dojo realised that it wasn't putting the innovative, ground-breaking and easily malleable minds it employed to their best use. What Dojo needed was change. Ideas. The kind of earth-shattering evolutionary developments that would have its competitors tossing and turning into the midnight hours and its users bouncing around in unrestricted happiness, confused whether they should really feel this kind of love for a technology company Late one Tuesday evening, two of Dojo's big wigs resolved to get to the heart of the issue over a bottle of the finest whisky Sainsbury's currently stocks under £15. 'How do we work out what the people want?' Ollie said. 'Well, we could ask them', came Lucy's reply. 'Yes that might work. Although it does sound expensive and time consuming' Ollie added, reasonably. Several tense moments passed. The only sounds the train rattling in the distance and the Ibiza '95 Acid-House playlist left on the office speakers. 'Maybe we could just decide what the people want for them?' suggested Lucy. 'Yes, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper' replied Ollie. And so it was that after several unexpectedly violent discussions, a three point plan emerged, like a brilliant phoenix from the flames. This is what's new: - We made a new shiny website - Better images to look at - The app is faster

Sitting on the precarious tip of the cutting edge, Dojo realised that it wasn't putting the innovative, ground-breaking and easily malleable minds it employed to their best use. What Dojo needed was change. Ideas. The kind of earth-shattering evolutionary developments that would have its competitors tossing and turning into the midnight hours and its users bouncing around in unrestricted happiness, confused whether they should really feel this kind of love for a technology company Late one Tuesday evening, two of Dojo's big wigs resolved to get to the heart of the issue over a bottle of the finest whisky Sainsbury's currently stocks under £15. 'How do we work out what the people want?' Ollie said. 'Well, we could ask them', came Lucy's reply. 'Yes that might work. Although it does sound expensive and time consuming' Ollie added, reasonably. Several tense moments passed. The only sounds the train rattling in the distance and the Ibiza '95 Acid-House playlist left on the office speakers. 'Maybe we could just decide what the people want for them?' suggested Lucy. 'Yes, it would be a hell of a lot cheaper' replied Ollie. And so it was that after several unexpectedly violent discussions, a three point plan emerged, like a brilliant phoenix from the flames. This is what's new: - We made a new shiny website - Better images to look at - The app is faster

It was a gloomy Wednesday evening... the Dojo team were hard at work, eating Pringles and debating what Caitlyn Jenner's scream would sound like if she were attacked by a shark. Suddenly the door buzzed downstairs... the room fell silent. Everyone turned around, puzzled. "Who could possibly wish to pay us a visit at this time of night?" Exclaimed Derek. "Gee, I don't know. But it sure is giving me the jeepers" said Shirley. Nervously, the team went downstairs, to see who was at the door. Through the misted glass, a silhouette of a small old man could be seen. Wearing a baggy suit, donning a fuzzy grey beard with a set of equally bushy eyebrows the man looked tired and dishevelled... It was cold outside and a storm was brewing, so the gang welcomed him in and wrapped a blanket around his frail old shoulders. There was some leftover soup in the kitchen, so Dwayne poured it into a mug and passed it to the old man. Shivering, he clasped the mug with bony, long fingers and slowly brought the soup towards his thin lips. He sipped the steaming liquid and murmured "th-th-thank you young man". After 30 minutes, he stopped shaking and croaked gently "come close Dojo, I approach you this evening with a request". The team lit a fire in the middle of the office and threw some furniture onto it. Carefully, everyone huddled around, the flames crackling and popping mysteriously. "What is it old man, what do you want from us" blurted Dennis. "Quiet Dennis! He will speak when he's ready!" Cried one of the team. The old man squinted his eyes, deep wrinkles stretched across his face... Finally he spoke... "I come to you from a place Spotify" he rasped. The team looked shocked. "I've been searching for you for years" he continued... "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Dennis shouted, his eyes wide with fear. The old man’s eyes darted towards Dennis, his mouth twisted into a smirk... "We want to integrate Spotify with Dojo, so that your users can finally listen to music within in the app". The room went silent. ... That mysterious Wednesday night was one the team would never forget. They honoured the old man's request and integrated Spotify within the app, alongside full screen images and brand new menu view on restaurants. Update Dojo and enjoy the legacy of the old man that came to visit.

It was a gloomy Wednesday evening... the Dojo team were hard at work, eating Pringles and debating what Caitlyn Jenner's scream would sound like if she were attacked by a shark. Suddenly the door buzzed downstairs... the room fell silent. Everyone turned around, puzzled. "Who could possibly wish to pay us a visit at this time of night?" Exclaimed Derek. "Gee, I don't know. But it sure is giving me the jeepers" said Shirley. Nervously, the team went downstairs, to see who was at the door. Through the misted glass, a silhouette of a small old man could be seen. Wearing a baggy suit, donning a fuzzy grey beard with a set of equally bushy eyebrows the man looked tired and dishevelled... It was cold outside and a storm was brewing, so the gang welcomed him in and wrapped a blanket around his frail old shoulders. There was some leftover soup in the kitchen, so Dwayne poured it into a mug and passed it to the old man. Shivering, he clasped the mug with bony, long fingers and slowly brought the soup towards his thin lips. He sipped the steaming liquid and murmured "th-th-thank you young man". After 30 minutes, he stopped shaking and croaked gently "come close Dojo, I approach you this evening with a request". The team lit a fire in the middle of the office and threw some furniture onto it. Carefully, everyone huddled around, the flames crackling and popping mysteriously. "What is it old man, what do you want from us" blurted Dennis. "Quiet Dennis! He will speak when he's ready!" Cried one of the team. The old man squinted his eyes, deep wrinkles stretched across his face... Finally he spoke... "I come to you from a place Spotify" he rasped. The team looked shocked. "I've been searching for you for years" he continued... "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Dennis shouted, his eyes wide with fear. The old man’s eyes darted towards Dennis, his mouth twisted into a smirk... "We want to integrate Spotify with Dojo, so that your users can finally listen to music within in the app". The room went silent. ... That mysterious Wednesday night was one the team would never forget. They honoured the old man's request and integrated Spotify within the app, alongside full screen images and brand new menu view on restaurants. Update Dojo and enjoy the legacy of the old man that came to visit.

It's Christmas and boy oh boy, have we got something special in store for you with this update. Santa has definitely come this year. In fact, this one is so great it might have to be a Christmas and Birthday present combined. Go on, scroll down and have a look. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Yep, that's right - a tutorial feature and loads of bug fixes. Just what you always wanted.

Vats een zi Dojo update ya? Sree dee tutch (3D touch): You cun now hold yar little sausage feenger duwn on zi screen for more optionz. Eeenfinite scrulling: you can scrool foreveh and foreveh to find all zi new stooff. Bug feex: all zee bugs are dead.

Vats een zi Dojo update ya? Sree dee tutch (3D touch): You cun now hold yar little sausage feenger duwn on zi screen for more optionz. Eeenfinite scrulling: you can scrool foreveh and foreveh to find all zi new stooff. Bug feex: all zee bugs are dead.

Life. A finite existence on a small piece of rock eternally orbiting a star that will one day cease to be. The extent of your presence on it? Nothing more than a complicated medley of emotion, interactions and relationships. The 21st century? A simple waypoint in a long road of coexistence between mankind and nature. Tomorrow? An enigmatic series of events that unfurl to affirm a profound beauty we have yet to encounter. These are the questions that propelled humanity to greatness. These are the questions that define who and what we are. And these are the questions that helped TheTriangleLab create something... Something that could shape humanity. Forever. Dojo V3. Featuring: GIFS! (like photos, but they move). HOME PAGE IS NOW A VERTICAL FEED! (no more swiping from left to right) CREATE YOUR OWN COLLECTIONS! (save all your pop-ups in one place) IMPROVED MAP! (it's slightly better than the old one) ***** "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Mahatma Gandhi

Life. A finite existence on a small piece of rock eternally orbiting a star that will one day cease to be. The extent of your presence on it? Nothing more than a complicated medley of emotion, interactions and relationships. The 21st century? A simple waypoint in a long road of coexistence between mankind and nature. Tomorrow? An enigmatic series of events that unfurl to affirm a profound beauty we have yet to encounter. These are the questions that propelled humanity to greatness. These are the questions that define who and what we are. And these are the questions that helped TheTriangleLab create something... Something that could shape humanity. Forever. Dojo V3. Featuring: GIFS! (like photos, but they move). HOME PAGE IS NOW A VERTICAL FEED! (no more swiping from left to right) CREATE YOUR OWN COLLECTIONS! (save all your pop-ups in one place) IMPROVED MAP! (it's slightly better than the old one) ***** "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Mahatma Gandhi

Here's what's up in the newest version of Dojo: 1) More ads - we've crammed hundreds of ads into this latest version as we know how much you love them. We've worked hard to ensure they pop up regularly so if you miss one, you'll definitely get another chance to see it. 2) More chains - After a lot of research we realised that we were wrong all along... pop-ups and unique independents just aren't what the people want. So we partnered with all of your favourite high-street chains to make sure you'll never have to risk trying something new again. 3) No Images - beautiful imagery is fun, but you know what's even better? Long, wordy reviews. We've spent weeks stripping out over 50,000 photos and replacing them with long, comprehensive text that you can spend hours reading! Aww you believed us didn't you? You little sweetheart... Here's what's actually in Dojo V2.95: 1) A cute "Live Updates" feature which will give you up-to-the-minute info about new shiz going on in your city. Go into categories to check it out. 2) We made Dojo a bit faster. 3) We removed a few bugs. Until text time.

Here's what's up in the newest version of Dojo: 1) More ads - we've crammed hundreds of ads into this latest version as we know how much you love them. We've worked hard to ensure they pop up regularly so if you miss one, you'll definitely get another chance to see it. 2) More chains - After a lot of research we realised that we were wrong all along... pop-ups and unique independents just aren't what the people want. So we partnered with all of your favourite high-street chains to make sure you'll never have to risk trying something new again. 3) No Images - beautiful imagery is fun, but you know what's even better? Long, wordy reviews. We've spent weeks stripping out over 50,000 photos and replacing them with long, comprehensive text that you can spend hours reading! Aww you believed us didn't you? You little sweetheart... Here's what's actually in Dojo V2.95: 1) A cute "Live Updates" feature which will give you up-to-the-minute info about new shiz going on in your city. Go into categories to check it out. 2) We made Dojo a bit faster. 3) We removed a few bugs. Until text time.