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Don't buy this app 12+
Back Bay Bytes LLC
Designed for iPad
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- Free
- Offers In-App Purchases
Screenshots
Description
HELLO! I am going to tell you all you need to know about this app.
There's a part of it that is a lot like the game "breakout" except that it has a picture of Ryan Gosling in it that you can hit with a flying baby!!! It has trivia where you can win tube socks or the continent of Europe, there is a part with a platypus and noses, and Reykjavik is featured, and also there's a donkey and Bob Ross and ancient Egyptian sculpture that will teach you a useful phrase in Dutch, and you can also read the third chapter of Beowulf but with more references to well-known screen star Abe Vigoda. Also you get a pug or a pony or a falcon or a banana when you tap pretty much anywhere! And a ninja will teach you some French!
The whole app is freeeeeeeee!!!! So you don't HAVE to buy it! You can just get it!!! If someone tells you you have to buy it they are a big liar!! But if you want ponies on your main screen, you'll have to buy those. So unless you want ponies, you should probably save your money for a pair of tube socks, or maybe a candied yam? Although on the other hand, this app features the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ and is even better with ponies, and there aren't any tube socks or candied yams or regular yams or other apps that have the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ so if you like the app AND want ponies in it, it's kind of a hard decision!! You should probably ask your mom or a favorite pet fish or the Vice President or my mom or a taco. Or flip a coin! But be careful not to hit your eyeball!! With the coin! Actually coins are pretty dangerous so just get rid of your coins.
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WARNING: This app contains a hamburger singing "La Spagnola". If you can't handle that, you should stop reading this description immediately.
ANOTHER WARNING: It's really quite mean to call people names. So please tell Albert you're sorry!
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YOU SHOULD KNOW that the app preview features the photograph "Mists and Magic" by Priyambada Nath. And now you do know that! And some music called "Borneo" by Keshko. In addition, and completely coincidentally, the screen shots include the photograph "Silky Sifaka" by Jeff Gibbs, and "Farmland of the A165" by J. Thomas. You should tell all your friends because you are a very thoughtful person!!!
What’s New
Version 179.6.242848
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
The app is now free! However... Ponies will cost you (unless you already bought the paid version of the app). Also, added a new part that's sort of like "Breakout" but with a baby that you bounce off a hotdog, because who doesn't want to bounce a baby off a hotdog?
Oh, and added a few additional bits of weirdness here and there.
Ratings and Reviews
Utterley absourd !!
I only found this app by typing in monty python.
I suppose it'll do..
😝
Spinning socks? Hourargh!!
Developer Response ,
We're no Python, but we are the only place on the internet where you can win a treasure chest of spinning socks.
Wonderfully surreal(but Glitchy?)
I really liked this until I hit on the “improve this art“/scream section. -it just glitched and you couldn’t interact with the app anymore. (although who knows that might be what was supposed to happen …like a dead end, kind of thing?!)
Developer Response ,
Ack! It IS supposed to be very stupid, but it's NOT supposed to be broken. Would you mind dropping me a line at bbb@backbaybytes.com? I haven't been able to reproduce the issue and would like to figure out what's going on.
Aa
I offended ot and now i think its behind me
Developer Response ,
Nah, it's not behind you, that's just Doug
App Privacy
The developer, Back Bay Bytes LLC, has not provided details about its privacy practices and handling of data to Apple.
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Information
- Provider
- Back Bay Bytes LLC
- Size
- 101.9 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 8.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 8.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 8.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 12+ Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humour Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
- Copyright
- © 2015 Back Bay Bytes LLC
- Price
- Free
- In-App Purchases
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- PONIES!!!!! £0.99
- SUPER PONIES!!! £4.99