Do you think you know your textbook Mark Lawrenson football quotes from your Jamie Redknapps?

We've included all the classic cliché sayings such as Alan Shearer's favourite "Little bit of luck" and Michael Owen's "Gave him the eyes...", not forgetting Gary Neville's "Double Lollipop"!

We've heard them all from the blindingly obvious phrases such as "This Game Needs a Goal" and "It's a Game of Two Halves" and pundits showing their tactical prowess with "Too Many Square Balls" and he's found that "Little Pocket of Space", not to mention the all-time classics such as "Fergie Time" and "Park the Bus"!

As a little bonus we've also added your own tactical pundit kit to share your own opinions on match days.

Give your punditry skills a whirl with your mates with FootieTalks® Armchair Pundit.

Includes animated stickers:

Pundit quotes:
• "He Gave him the Eyes"
• "Schoolboy Defending"
• "This Game Needs a Goal"
• "He's a TOP TOP Player"
• "It's a Game of Two Haves"

Tactical Kit:
* Flat Pitch and Angled Pitch
* Player Markers
* Pass & Shot Arrows
* Area Lines.
* Multiple Formations

...and much much more!

Have you got any classics you've heard before and want adding in? We'd love to hear from you and we will pick the best suggestions and add in to the app.

Contact us at

If you enjoy FootieTalks® Armchair Pundit, we would really appreciate it if you could take the time to rate and review our app.

If you experience any problems with the application or would just like to get in touch we'd like to hear from you. Please email us with full details at:

Finally, remember to search FootieTalks® in the AppStore for more football fun!

What’s New

Version 1.3

• Updated Icon

Ratings and Reviews

5.0 out of 5
9 Ratings

9 Ratings

C_humph ,

Great on match day

Ideal stickers to use on your group text on match day. Great design and some clever features

Jif81 ,


Me & my son love this, he loves to send stickers to his Grandad (even if they are sat watching in the same room!!)

Kiddy 1956 ,

Perfect for the World Cup,

What a cool little idea.

A must have sticker pack for proper football fans!


KidDotCo Ltd
33.4 MB

Requires iOS 10.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.



Age Rating


  • Family Sharing

    Up to six family members will be able to use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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