The Empire Staggers Back!
After Britain elected to leave the European Union in 2016 the nation was thrown into political turmoil. Frustrated by the demise of this once great nation Her Majesty the Queen concluded that the elected representatives at Westminster were no longer fit to govern her United Kingdom.

Dissolving parliament, returning the United Kingdom to an autocratic government, improvements were immediate and wide ranging. However, ever the pragmatist, Her Majesty concluded that, given the complications Britain was facing returning to a position of power on earth, it was time to focus her attention elsewhere...

Establishing S.P.I.F.F.I.N.G. (Special Planetary Investigative Force For Inhabiting New Galaxies) Her Majesty has turned to the stars in a bid to establish a new, Galactic British Empire!

Assuming command of the near futuristic space ship HMSS Imperialise and her crew YOU will venture into the cosmos, solving puzzles, engaging in witty banter, deal with crippling claustrophobia, gradually succumb to the sustained exposure of cosmic radiation and so on, all for Queen and Country (and satire).

Heck, along the way, you may stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations…

You will stumble into a few other folks venturing about the cosmos with their own intergalactic aspirations.

Her Majesty’s SPIFFING is a comedy adventure game developed by Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd

What’s New

Version 1.0.2

Thanks to everyone for their support so far, here are the fixes and improvements in version 1.0.2

- Fixed bug preventing unlocking "Every Breath You Take" achievement
- Fixed bug preventing achievement unlock messages displaying

- Improved UI scaling on iPad (with large icons disabled)
- Added option to make movement virtual stick invisible (in graphics settings)
- Added feedback links to main menu

Ratings and Reviews

4.1 out of 5
12 Ratings

12 Ratings

Luce elastic ,

Jolly good show

Whoever said this was rubbish was clearly having a bad day. Yes, the story is daft but I don't think anyone was expecting the Pulitzer Prize for fiction. The graphics are very good quality, you need to twitch the brightness up but no big deal and manoeuvring was easy, usually my downfall. The real problem, the lack of logic. I confess that pretty much the entire game was played via a walkthrough. Not to give too much away but, it's obvious that you would combine the frog with the cheese...isn't it? All in all it WOULD be a long game if you tried to think your way through it and I suppose just consulting a walkthrough kinda defeats the object but it was still fun and for £ won't find a more a more comically xenophobic set of space adventurers...I hope.

owdgamer ,

Enjoyed the game.

A good point and click adventure game with quality graphics, animation and sound. I agree with others that it could have been a bit longer, but to those complaining about the price, I used to pay £7.95 for ZX Spectrum games 30 years ago and some of those 'games' were limited to single screen action. Well done to the devs and I'll be looking out for your next offering.

bike_man ,

Cheaper Than 2 Cups of Coffee

Graphics and voice acting excellent, enjoyably daft plot and dialogue and I didn’t find the puzzles illogical or difficult at all, in fact I would’ve preferred a bit more of a challenge. It is short, but I can see that a lot of work and love has gone into this, so 5 stars to counter the cheapskates who gave it 1 and to encourage independents.


Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd
407.8 MB

Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone 5s, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6S, iPhone 6S Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, iPhone XR, iPad Air, iPad Air Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 4, iPad mini 4 Wi-Fi + Cellular, 12.9-inch iPad Pro, 12.9-inch iPad Pro Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (9.7-inch), iPad Pro (9.7-inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Wi-Fi (5th generation), iPad (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9-inch) (2nd generation), iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (10.5-inch), iPad Pro (10.5-inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad (6th generation), iPad Wi-Fi + Cellular (6th generation), iPad Pro (11-inch), iPad Pro (11-inch)Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9-inch), iPad Pro (12.9-inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad mini (5th generation), iPad mini (5th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air (3rd generation), iPad Air (3rd generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPod touch (6th generation) and iPod touch (7th generation).



Age Rating
Rated 9+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humour
© 2017 Billy Goat Entertainment Ltd


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