The app that will tell you how you truly SIZE UP to the rest of the world, what condom to get and a ton more!

***** TOP 10 iTunes App (All Categories) *****
***** Featured in over 100 countries in "What's Hot"
***** Featured on Howard Stern, Yahoo News, PC Mag, Huff Post Tech, Glamour, and more!
***** On Release Went VIRAL Immediately *****

***** "This is the app every man should have. The condom calculator provides a very accurate result for what size and condom to use." -Zack

This app includes:
• Your "PETER" World Ranking!
• Your Recommended Condom Size!
• Your Recommended Condom Type!
• Educational Condom Tips
• Condom Chart with Over 30 types
• Condom Fun Facts
• How To Tutorials
• Recommended Apps

***** "One Word. HILARIOUS!" -Frank

What are you waiting for?

I know you're dying to find out your world ranking :)

Condoms prevent pregnancy 98% of the time so making sure yours fits snugly and correctly will decrease the probability of pregnancy.

"This app is hilarious! I knew when I bought it it was for entertainment. It has some useful tips and facts that are really interesting, and my friends found it funny too. I don't know why anyone would give it less than 4 stars - its a good time waster and it's definitely worth it." -Bobby

***** "Fun to show and talk about with friends" -Nate

Download now and have some fun.

***** Disclaimer *******
*This app is for educational and entertainment purposes only.

What’s New

Version 1.7

• World Ranking Added
• Calculation Fixes
• Notifications

Ratings and Reviews

1.0 out of 5
1 Rating

1 Rating

Jebus22 ,


Works on main application!! Try on other functions, application closes!!!! Don't waste your time and money! Bugy! Sort it out before you bring an app to market idiots! -----

soaringeagleh ,

Trash app

Waste of money, not useful at all,hoping that there is an 0 star

joejoejoetheboat ,


There are spelling mistakes in the app FFS!

The tips and 'facts' are pinched from Wikipedia, and cause the App to crash.

It's an absolute disgrace of an App and a waste of cash.


VSM Enterprises, LLC
23.7 MB

Requires iOS 5.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.


English, German

Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this application.
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
© VSM Enterprises, LLC


  • Family Sharing

    Up to six family members will be able to use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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