Jesus Christ Line Field Runners Adventure 4+

The game is so poorly made, it doesn’t even warrant its free title. Even if it was well made, the game is so inconsistent and doesn’t explain how to play that if I have this to a child they wouldn’t even get a score of one. The “line” Jesus rides isn’t a line, it’s just a bunch of dots placed with such a large time interval that the character can’t even walk on it. On top of that it’s just a flappy bird clone, except easier. I honestly cannot imagine anyone having fun playing this game. It is so apocalyptically bad. What’s more, the shameless advertising after every other death just shows the game was a massive cash grab to begin with. This game wouldn’t pass as an elementary schoolers computer project. The only good thing about this game is it’s laughably long and incoherent title. But it’s not even worth downloading as a joke. Dear god. Forgive me for I have sinned. Sinned by wasting my time writing this review nobody is ever going to read. Oh well, I had fun writing it so I guess that’s all that matters.

Seriously though.
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS.
I feel like I have to bleach my phone just get rid of the stain this left on my memory.

I love this game. I spend hours trying to get further and further. It is so addictive. This dev has a number of lovely games for kids. This is a nice introduction to Jesus. Good work.