No Humanity - The Hardest Game 9+

Name: No Humanity - The Hardest Game
Rating: 4.8 (283 reviews)
Author: SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.

Can you last 30 seconds‪?‬

SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.

Designed for iPad

- 4.8 • 283 Ratings

- Free
- Offers In-App Purchases

Description

Once upon a time, there is a spaceship emoji.

And it got caught up in a galactic doodle war between Brian and Shan, where lasers are beaming, bullets are firing, little boys’ hairs are rapidly growing and monsters' eyes are popping.

To be warned, this is not a game for everyone, we made this game extremely hard and unpredictable to just make our fans very happy.

Therefore this game contains:

* Mild frustration,
* Unfair gameplay,
* Ugly doodle

* space-themed apocalypse
* poorly made bullet hell without shoot'em up
* up to 8 players online multiplayer; only not lag if you play with friends nearby.
* fish
* poor taste humor
* amateur graphic
* limited budget music

* rewarded video ads
* a once in a time life experience
* Chinese
* kinda works without wifi
* claw machine
* potentially pay to win

Thank you my dear fans, because you shared this game with your friends and watched them struggle, this game survived, and the team gets to go crazy with their ideas.

6 Feb 2023

Version 8.6.1

Bug Fixes & improvements:
- REWORKED multiplayer networking system.
- UPDATED backends.

4.8 out of 5

283 Ratings

Yes

This game is probably the most addicting game I’ve ever played, it’s fun and doesn’t require you to pay money. Although it’s good enough to get 5 stars though it has flaws. Different skins have different bullets that attack you which is cool, but the differently textured bullets have different hit boxes, making the mutant lightbulb (a skin that can be unlocked in 15 seconds of play) the most effective skin in the game, and the sunny skin, a limited edition one that’s hard to unlock the worst. Also, the Bullet Hell gamemode, which has a difficulty rating of 5 stars is actually pretty easy. The game also trys slightly too hard to get you to pay money, as it takes a long time to buy new areas.

Too good to be true!!!

So you might be thinking, well this game doesn't look like it has very good physics and all the reviews say it is very hard! Well nowadays don’t you feel like games are too easy? The whole point of this game is that it is HARD. Now i don't mean like hard like an exam is hard, I mean it is HARD as in you might feel that your confident and you won’t die then BOOM a hand comes out of nowhere and squashes you.

Another thing I should point out is this game does not beg you to watch ads. You will watch ads only to use the claw machine and a couple of other things. Whilst we are on the subject of ads and money i should also point out that some of the skin packs are amazingly cheap compared to some other games i’ve played!

One more thing is skins don't affect gameplay though it will make the game a little brighter and colourful (I'm British by the way so i spell it ‘colourful’ instead of ‘colorful’). One thing the developers should add is a colours option where everything ISN’T black and white.

Amazing game. I would rate it infinite out of five if i could!!!

Awesome but one annoying thing

i love everything about this game, from the relaxing white noise in the homescreen to the great art with all the stars to the claw machine. However, i tried the Friends Referral thing by clicking the button and sending it to my friend on whatsapp. He downloaded it, opened it and he is still playing it now, but neither of us ever got the 1000g we were promised. why?

Hey, thank you for the feedback and sorry that you didn't receive the coins. Can you send us email here: support@sweatychair.com so we can give you the code to redeem coins? Hope to hear from you soon!

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Information

Provider

SweatyChair Pty. Ltd.

Size

239.7 MB

Category

Games

Compatibility

iPhone: Requires iOS 11.0 or later.

iPad: Requires iPadOS 11.0 or later.

iPod touch: Requires iOS 11.0 or later.

Mac: Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.

Apple TV: Requires tvOS 9.0 or later.

Apple Vision: Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.

Languages

English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Mongolian, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Thai, Traditional Chinese, Turkish, Ukrainian, Vietnamese