All those countless hours spent on your phone have been preparing you for this moment.
Fulfill your destiny and become… THE ULTIMATE PHONE DESTROYER!
From South Park Digital Studios comes a real-time strategy battle game like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Take on Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all out mobile mayhem!
South Park: Phone DestroyerTM brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne.
Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponents!
- A whole new South Park experience with never before seen versions of iconic characters like Stan of Many Moons, Cyborg Kenny, Ninjew Kyle, Grand Wizard Cartman… and many more!
- Beat down opponents in strategic real-time PVP battles.
- Experience a hilarious single player story written in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios.
- Earn card packs to gain exciting new cards and upgrade materials.
- Collect and upgrade over 110 unique cards featuring your favorite South Park characters and explosive spells.
- Play weekly events and challenges, each with different themes and crazy rules.
- Join a team and boost your decks by sharing cards with your teammates.
- Take part in weekly Team Wars, strategize with your team and rise to the top of the leaderboard.
- Customize your New Kid to be the baddest looking kid on the block.
- Witness Randy cross-dressing in new and exciting outfits.
Canadian ministry of mobile gaming has issued an order to deliver the following update:
- Revamped Battle Pass system, with monthly Battle Passes and a better progression system!
- Professor Chaos has taken over Challenges with multiple improvements!
- New character with dark wings looms over South Park
P.S. No phones were underpantsed in the making of this update
Ratings and ReviewsSee All
Do not spend a penny! It’s a trap!
The game was pretty fun to begin with, I became pretty competitive at it occasionally dipping in to the top 100 players in the game tecentlyq, I spent a fair amount of money on it too and invested a lot of time (grinding) and was gradually climbing the ladder of success. Then today happened... The developers “rebalanced” every card in the game. I’m not talking fine tuning to sort out a few minor problems, they detonated a nuke! The entire player base is in uproar, everything they’ve worked for and spent time and money on in the last year has been made worthless. I’m still in disbelief that anyone would do this, the developers need sacking, they’ve actually tarnished the South Park brand with their gross incompetence. Play at your own risk, they’ve done things like this on a smaller scale before, but appear to be getting worse at what they do bad, despite excellent feedback from the player base.
Developer Response ,
Hi, thank you for your feedback! We’re sorry to hear that you feel this way. We will definitely take your comments into consideration.
Pay to win, full of bugs, useless customer service
This game was fun for a week or two, but now it’s like banging your head against a brick wall.
The PVP matchmaker is a joke, constantly matched with players 3 or 4 levels higher than you with cards that just walk through your team. Even against similarly levelled players, there seems strange occasions where they can play 15-20 energy worth of cards an you have barely played your 10. Another new feature of the matchmaker is that you lose rating for a win...this is pretty dumb and stops you climbing the pvp ladder even if you’re successful.
The bugs really ruin it though; opponent cards coming back to life and jumping all over the battlefield because of lag and poor connection - incidentally an issue none of my other online games have over the same connection.
To top it all off, if you want to complain or report an issue/player, the customer service is terrible. Standard response is ‘sorry, we’ll look into that/pass your feedback on’ but nothing seems to change.
All in all, a fun game for a little bit if you like South Park, but don’t waste your money or expect to enjoy this for long as it will just annoy you.
Developer Response ,
Hi RyLo88! We are dedicated to offer the best gaming experience on mobile and feedback, positive or negative, helps us improve. Thank you for stopping by and leaving us a review!
The game is pay to win and incredibly unbalanced
The story of the game is fun to play through and features signature South Park comedy. However, it doesn’t really understand difficulty curves and instead jumps suddenly, most likely to push the player to buy better cards.
The PVP mode is pretty much unplayable. Most event cards are pretty much impossible to get unless you pay for them due to the game regularly putting you against higher level players the better you do in an event. These event cards are overpowered. As are late game themed cards. The whole point of choosing your theme is irrelevant when the next theme is objectively stronger than the previous one. This once again gives a severe advantage to those paying for the cards.
As a whole the game has fun mechanics but it is ruined by the pay to win features and non existent card balancing. This is ironic given they update the game regularly with updates buffing and nerfing cards which are often so minimal that they don’t impact the gameplay enough to change the fact that buying overpowered cards gives you easy wins.
Developer Response ,
Hi, We’re glad you enjoyed the game. Thanks for sharing your thoughts, we really appreciate it.
- 141.4 MB
Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone 5S, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6S, iPhone 6S Plus, iPhone SE (1st generation), iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, iPhone XR, iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro, iPhone 11 Pro Max, iPhone SE (2nd generation), iPad Air, iPad Air Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 2 Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 4, iPad mini 4 Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9‑inch), iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (9.7‑inch), iPad Pro (9.7‑inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad (5th generation), iPad (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (2nd generation), iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (10.5‑inch), iPad Pro (10.5‑inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad (6th generation), iPad (6th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (11‑inch), iPad Pro (11‑inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (3rd generation), iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (3rd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad mini (5th generation), iPad mini (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Air (3rd generation), iPad Air (3rd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad (7th generation), iPad (7th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (11‑inch) (2nd generation), iPad Pro (11‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (4th generation), iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (4th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPod touch (6th generation) and iPod touch (7th generation).
English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish
- Age Rating
- Infrequent/Mild Medical/Treatment Information
- Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humour
- Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
- Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
- Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
- 2017 South Park Digital Studios LLC.All Rights Reserved. South Park and all elements thereof © 2017 Comedy Partners.All Rights Reserved. Game software © 2017 Ubisoft Entertainment.All Rights Reserved.
- In-App Purchases
- Wallet of Cash £9.99
- Pile of Cash £4.99
- Stash of Cash £19.99
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.
Up to six family members will be able to use this app with Family Sharing enabled.