that's a cow 4+

total milky destruction

Crescent Moon Games

    • 4.8 • 230 Ratings
    • Free
    • Offers In-App Purchases

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Description

Use the milk jet to fly around and defeat your enemies!
A super milky, super destructive & super fun game.

You play as a small cow that can fly on its own jet of milk. Rotate the cow to give her flight direction. Use the milk jet to move faster, fly higher, push physical objects, overcome various obstacles and defeat enemies with plungers (they are very cute and very fierce. Did I mention that they have a plunger?)

Collect all the coins and play on the special toy machine with toy cows. Unlock new cows and build your own special collection of cows. You could also win one of the very rare cows, with a unique jet (yes, there are cows that have more than just milk pouring out of them. It's amazing, isn't it?)

What to do?
- run, fly & fight using milk jet
- play a toy machine with cows
- make your own collection of cows
- create chaos and milky destruction
- have milk-flavoured fun

Key features:
- simple controls & infinite possibilites
- very fun & dynamic 3D platformer
- 100+ great hand-crafted levels
- 20+ unique and sweet cows
- an outstanding & cute art style

Play this milk-flavoured game right now!

What’s New

Version 23

minor technical update

Ratings and Reviews

4.8 out of 5
230 Ratings

230 Ratings

Sqwibbly_9688 ,

That’s a masterpiece

This game about a cow is the most brilliant thought out piece of art, you really get to know all about the mind and inner workings of the cow, the cow is the most likeable and relatable character in all of fiction, you feel the cows struggles and tribulations and you can’t help but feel good when he succeeds, this game should win awards just because it’s so amazing

Dingy812 ,

Quality except ads…

The game itself is great, which I’ll go into below.

But first the Ads
I’m ok watching ads now and then, these ramp up so it’s very 2nd game which is a bit much. And I honestly wouldn’t mind the quality but it’s the TYPE of ads. Instead of 5 seconds then tap, these Unity Ads are 5 seconds then tap then 5 more seconds then tap, then show the store page, tap, 5 more seconds on end card, then tap. It’s 20 seconds and 4 taps, every 2 levels. So just change your ad provider and reside this frustration.
Oh and one minor point - I can’t see the bar off how much milk I have because it’s under my thumb, maybe put it above?

Now the good parts
The core mechanics are great, really intuitive and fun, making this into lore of a platform or even endless runner (with same camera angle) would be another great game reusing the same mechanics. It’s a bit clunky, but that ads to the charm. The UI is brilliant, using the accelerometer to move the UI giving that udder-like wobble is genius, I could sit on the Home Screen wobbling for hours. The different cows are great fun and the fact they have parts that can come off gives you an extra challenge of keeping them on until the end.

TLDR; great game, lots of potential, poor ad provider eating 4x the time of other ads

Bgdjxhh ,

Almost broke my phone

Downloaded it as it looked like a fun game, and it was quite fun. Played about 4 level and did the prize thing, but when I had to do the claw machine thing for the second time it lagged out and turned off my phone. I waited for my phone to cool down as it overheated, and went back onto the game thinking nothing of it. Got to the Home Screen and started a level, although this is where things to a turn for the worst. Got barley 5 seconds into the level and it began to lag and eventually freeze. I turned my phone off in case it still hadn’t cooled down enough, but then game music was still playing dispute my phone being off. And then it began to get louder, like full volume louder. This startled me because I thought I had a virus or something, but I couldn’t do anything to delete the game as my phone shut itself down. 10 minutes later I turned it back on and everything had stopped, so I deleted the game and left this review.

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