The Gaem 9+

this game was vey fun until one fateful day.

The skies were grey on this day, and everyone was feeling down. i slowly decided to pick up my phone looking for dopamine. That's when i saw this game.

the first time i opened this, i had quite a lot of fun! sure, there was the occasional ad but that is not what this review is about. I am talking about something much more serious.

on this grey day, on which i was seeking dopamine, i had fun on this game for hours and hours! unfortunately, there was something i was most certainly not expecting.

on exactly the 17th hour of playing this, my surroundings suddenly changed - i was now in a hospital. no matter how much i tried to make contact with the doctors, it seemed they did not notice me. I slumped down on a chair, feeling like giving up and calling 999, until my chair suddenly changed into a bed. a hospital bed. i looked around, and saw the drip. i looked down to where my feet would be, but this was not the case. my legs were gone. i screamed aloud "THY SCALLYWAGS, HOW DARE THEE STEAL THY LEGS!" but alas, nobody responded, neither did they even seem to have any reaction at all.

I stood up, before remembering that i did not have legs, and screamed and cried for what seemed like hours. that is when the only person who responded to me arrived. It was the "gaem blob" as i called it. he stared down at me in pity, before reaching for my neck, lifting me into the air, and - this is the best way i can describe it - reached into my flesh and pulled out my liver. It was so abrupt that i did not have time to properly react, and therefore exclaimed "bit rude innit". I know this was probably not the most appropriate response giving the circumstances, but i was in such shock that i did not realise that i had started writing this review.

the end 🍑 💨

This game crept me occupied for hours while without any connection

This app just showed up on my phone earlier even though I never downloaded it