Worldcraft2 4+

I was scrolling in the AppStore, about to fall asleep, I was hearing rumours about a game that was trending and decided to type it up. To my surprise, it was $13!
“What a waste of money!”
I groaned to myself. I did some thinking about whether I should buy this game or not, but I took another look at my iPad and saw another app that looked similar, and it was free! Bingo!! I immediately downloaded it, not knowing the horror that was hidden in this little game. I was excited, I was finally going to experience the hype my children were experiencing. I got up and left my iPad on the couch to download the “fantastic” game while I made myself some tea. While I poured the hot water in my favourite mug I heard what seemed to be a faint scream, coming from my iPad. It startled me and I spilled some of my tea onto the floor. I shrugged it off and walked away from the spill. This action will have consequences.
I grabbed a coaster on my coffee table and carefully placed my hot cup of tea on it. I grabbed my iPad excitedly and turned it on, but it didn’t work. I tried it again but I came to the conclusion that it went flat, weird because I only charged it a few hours ago. I snatched my charger from the charging port in my bedroom and plugged it into the wall. “Finally”.
I pressed the on button and for a while it didn’t turn on. Weird. Suddenly the iPad vibrated and I heard a strange giggle, I jumped and dropped my iPad onto the couch. I thought I was going crazy. I took a sip of my tea to snap back to reality, but the giggling continued. A flash of colour splashed on the screen and the giggling turned to laughter to crying to screaming. I was panicking, I looked around the room, my heart racing as I thought the game was hacking my iPad. I got off the couch and put my hand over my mouth for comfort. I stared at the device with terrified eyes, the screaming was getting louder. I knew I needed to turn the device off otherwise my neighbours would be worried. I snuck up to my iPad and pressed the off button quickly. Nothing happened. I pressed it again but the screams got louder. I was having a panic attack, I didn’t know what to do! My vision was getting blurry and I was losing balance. I tried to catch myself on the arm rest but I missed it and fell over. That’s when everything became worse. The screaming continued but old 60s music played over it, colours shot out the screen and reflected onto the roof. Behind all the screaming I heard the iPad overheating. The colours became more vibrant and it hurted my eyes. I look at my hands, counting my fingers making sure this wasn’t a dream. I was starting to tear up so I could barely see anything. I looked back at the device. I jumped at the sight. A hologram was staring back at me, laughing. I screamed for my life, but the screaming from the iPad speakers was covering mine out. The hologram giggled again and became more vivid, it floated down and landed on the screen, breaking my screen!
“HELP!!”
I screamed, I yelled as loud as I could, but I couldn’t even hear myself.
“Hmm, what’s that I can’t hear you~ wahhh! Ahhhh! I’m so scared! This hot but terrifying demon is going to kill me!!”
I teased, but that wasn’t me, that demon is using my voice! It took my voice box!
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!” I tried to yell, but it didn’t come out.
“Sorry, I can’t lip read”
The demon disappointedly shrugged as it looked away. It looked back a few seconds looking like it had forgotten something. “SORRY! But I guess the sexy demon is going to leave you alone and terrify little kids, you were funny and all but now that I’ve got your voice, I can’t really communicate with you…” The demon blurted. It looked over to my tea, and said something about tasting it, this was my chance. I got up and stumbled over to the kitchen to get a pan and somehow knock the demon out. I reached for my frying pan but I suddenly slipped over the floor. I fell onto my face and my nose started bleeding. The water I spilled earlier tripped me over!
“BAHAHAH, ohh humans are so hilarious! I’m going to replay that fall later! But maybe you should improve on your tea making, more sugar, less milk.”
The demon wiped a tear from its eye and saluted as it teleported away. I started crying again, but I was frozen on the floor from shock. I didn’t know what just happened, a demon literally appeared from my iPad. I moved my head to breathe but I smelled something burning, I opened my eyes which were filled with tears, and saw my walls, my carpet, my couch was covered in flames. I immediately got up and ran out the house. My iPad had caught on fire from overheating. I fell to the floor and balled my eyes out as I dialled 999 on my phone. Now I’m here, making this review, in a mental hospital. Don’t download this app. 1/10. The demon was pretty hot though, in two ways.

This app, when booting put my iPad 2 into a boot loop. Like seriously guys. Fix it because i'm scared to try open it again