Crush Your Enemies‪!‬ 12+

Good Shepherd Entertainment

Designed for iPad

    • 5.0 • 2 Ratings
    • 19,99 zł

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Description

GAME DESCRIPTION

We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little people obsessed with jewellery. Generia is just another of those worlds... Thankfully there are evil barbarians coming to plunder, impale, drink beer, use inappropriate language and generally to make things interesting. And guess what? It's you who will lead them!

Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have.

“Crush Your Enemies is a strategy game like no other.”
9/10 – Pocketgamer.co.uk – Pocketgamer Gold Award

“Crush Your Enemies is a fast-paced RTS that combines a need for strong strategy with pick up and play accessibility.”
4/5 – Hardcore Gamer

“.....if you’ve been looking for an RTS with no nonsense then this is the one to get”
4/5 – Attack of the Fanboy

“Crush Your Enemies is a breath of beer-belched air in a genre that often takes itself wayyy too seriously.”
4/5 – iDigitalTimes

“Crush Your Enemies boils down RTS to its barest, most enjoyable form”
-Brian Crecente, Polygon-

“Crush Your Enemies is a funny, crazy, and pleasantly challenging game”
- Becca Smith, GameSpew –

“There is something about over-killing that just makes you smile.”
- Juan Malave, DownRightUpLeft –

GAME FEATURES:

- True strategic challenge in a small package: Levels are packed with deep strategic options, but can be completed in shorter bursts

- Super simple controls: Despite the depth of its systems, the game can be controlled with just one Mouse button

- Epic Single-Player campaign: The game features hours of strategic single-player goodness

- Cross-platform multiplayer: Play against your friends and loved ones on PC and mobile devices. The battle never has to end!

- Various Unit Types: Different unit types each have a different role on the battlefield

- Plundered Inventory: Expertly utilize and manage special items that can change the course of battles when used wisely

- Weird Boss Battles: Have you ever battled a Giant Death Snail that has a passion for head-butting? No? What are you waiting for!?

- Story filled with Naughty Humour: So your momma won't mistake the game for her favourite Medieval Village Clickfest!

- Violence, Beer and Curse Words: Enough said……

What’s New

Version 3.0

This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.

Crush Your Enemies – Plundering with Portals Update
- New “Prissy the Brute” Campaign: a Fourth Campaign, wow! It has 10 brand new singleplayer levels.
- 5 new multiplayer levels (available also in Skirmish mode)
- Brand New in-game Portal item: This lets you magically transport your troops to annoy/destroy your opponents. Just place two of them on the battlefield, and watch your troops travel instantly from one to the other. So if the portal’s a rockin, the barbarians are going to come knocking……your head off.

Ratings and Reviews

5.0 out of 5
2 Ratings

2 Ratings

Editors’ Notes

This unapologetically raunchy game has you amassing barbarians, razing villages, and, of course, crushing your enemies. Funny animations set the irreverent tone, but on the battlefield, it’s all about strategic troop management. Have you ever heard the saying “there’s safety in numbers”? Well, in Crush Your Enemies it’s your only chance at safety…and your best chance at glory.

Fuzone ,

Very addictive - great game

Most addictive ios game in two years. Very funny with a lot of distance and a great sense of humor. Some big-headed sissy would have written such a review as he has never felt warmth of his enemies blood flowing through his skull-helmets pointy horns - therefore he would have been crushed. You should crush him, crush your enemies!

Jaggred ,

Great

Ive fired Game for a second (got link from friend) and got Lost for few hours. Mechanism are very easy, but potential of using them in game are crushing your head :) good that my battery run off. I would miss my work :)

App Privacy

The developer, Good Shepherd Entertainment, has not provided details about its privacy practices and handling of data to Apple.

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Supports

  • Family Sharing

    Up to six family members can use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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