You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb characters are in your hands.

Enjoy 82 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb characters for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all.

Download the FREE game now to enjoy the new fun and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

- Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN!
- Quickly wipe your screen free of puke
- Balance that wobbling glue eater
- Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts
- Swat wasps before it's too late
- Best not invite that psycho killer inside
- Carefully remove forks from toasters
- Help self-taught pilots
- Get back from the edge of the platform you fools
- Have patience at level crossings
- No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons!
- And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard?
Plus loads more!

- Perfect your dumb-death prevention skills to unlock the full set of characters for your train station
- Earn your own local copy of the original video
- Create your own Dumb Ways character from loads of facial features, accessories and more!
Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here:

What’s New

Version 2.25.0

We've landed in Ireland for the new St. Patrick's Day update!

3 new minigames just for you with leprechauns, rainbows and pots of gold too!
- Pluck Your Luck
- Fools Gold
- Swipe O' The Irish

Plus more gameplay and performance improvements just for you!

Come back soon to see where the beans are traveling to next!

Ratings and Reviews

4.2 out of 5
179 Ratings

179 Ratings

Editors' Notes

Death’s never been funnier. Funny enough that when we die while poking a bear or wiring house lights, we’re as happy as when we live. Win or lose, these clever, cartoonish mini-games make survival an irresistible challenge.

Leeno the Queen🦄🐦 ,


Honestly a Great Game But There’s a realllly weird Glitch Where
You don’t tap ANYTHING But The Game keeps on Going Like not copying what I need Like GOING To different Places Could You Please look Into this?

Ps”Sorry about The poor Grammer”

guvie jucie lover ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ,

Downloaded it now

Love the game but the problem is that the ads come every time u far l if u nwim


Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
478.6 MB

Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.



Age Rating
Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
In-App Purchases
  1. Dumb Amount of Coins SAR 7.29
  2. Dumb Amount of Coins SAR 10.99
  3. Dumber Amount of Coins SAR 17.99


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