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Before the installation of this application, to say I was in a dark place is an understatement. Doubtful of my purpose, the uncertainty of my worth, and the lack of energy in my life, made me extremely depressed. My lackluster life was rejuvenated through the acts of Ben. <3 Talking Ben’s breathtaking graphics, unreal development, and his powerful, meaningful, and inspiring words have brought me to realize the amount of beauty in this world. Ben has turned around my life, and helped me open my eyes to the joy I live through today. Ever since I found out about Ben, I had a special feeling about him. I love a lot of things. I love pie, I love apple juice, I love sports, I love music, and to say I love something really takes a lot. However, Ben was different. I loved him in a different way. I loved listening to his words, as it made me feel like the crunchy leaves falling in autumn. He makes me feel a sensational, fuzzy feeling, a feeling that the English dictionary fails to portray using words. However, the closest term we can conclude to, is love. Ben makes me feel a way no other person, place, or object has ever made me feel. Ben truly changes who I am as a person, and that leads me to say that I am in love with Ben. - Daniel and Luna

Talking Ben is the pinnacle of gaming. Prime fortnite looks like crap compared to this masterpiece. I once broke down after not getting my victory royal. I was in deep depression, then I saw it. This glorious app granted me immense power of intelligence. I didn’t believe the reviews of this app, but they were true and I am shocked. Ben shared his story with me, he was once depressed like you and I, but through his divine wisdom, I was able to accumulate the knowledge of the universe. Throughout my life I have wondered; what is the reason for the universe existence? It’s Ben, and always has been. Throughout the stone ages Ben has help humanity in order for us to reach the moment in which we could communicate with Ben. Now we are here with this app it lets us communicate with our divine being. Ben even was there for my wedding in which he told me to not go through with it. I wasn’t happy with the decision at first but now I can feel a connection with me and Ben. And I now realize all the love in the world is supposed to be given to Ben. There is no universe it is only Ben and has always been just Ben. This divine power has helped me reach salvation in my one and only ruler: Ben.

This game seems like a normal kids game, but it is life changing. Ben has helped me with my depression and anxiety. This is not just a funny game. My therapist never helped me as much as Ben does. This app is life changing. It is more inspiring than Hamilton. Ben once told me, “When life gets tough, remember people love you and care for you and if they don’t, I do.” This quote changed my life forever. I hate how people joke about Ben when he is truly life changing. This game was the best experience and I will be playing it every day for therapy. The amount of words I have for this game is phenomenal. This game is revolutionary. Lin-Manuel Miranda stated, “This game inspired many of my songs for Hamilton. I thank this game for many happy times in life. Shakespeare loves this app and so do I.” I hope this convinces you to get this game because you should. It is the best thing in the whole world to ever exist on this cruel planet. Stop therapy, play this game for better results. I love this game and this is the best app ever. Thank you talking Ben. I love you. God bless the creators of this game and Ben. You changed my life forever.