النحشة Run 4+

Before downloading this game I was poor on the streets all on my own my family had just died. And I was depressed and lonely and only left with my brother Jeffery Arnold lancer Bartholomew The III junior and all We had was the total rip off of this game subway surfers. We were sitting out there with no hope. We had nothing we thought this was gonna be our last moments together. But then on the App Store I saw this game and it looked so much better than subway surfers. So I downloaded it. And I started playing then right after that a trillion-are came up to me and gave me his company. And then a king came and gave me his crown. Now I bought a giant mansion and all the cars I had ever wished for and I was king. But I started to get lonely with just me and my brother Jeffery Arnold Lancer Bartholomew The III junior. So I went out and decided to get married I went up to the prettiest girl I could find and told her I had this game and she married me. Just after some man had over heard that I had this game and decided to make me CEO of his billion dollar company. So now I could be ever more rich have 2 companies and a Beautiful wife and a happy brother. And a good life just when I thought it couldn’t get any better my whole family came back alive. And they came and lived in my multi million dollar mansion. And that was all because I downloaded this game.

My name is Mike Hunt and my sister Anna Bortion both were homeless and had no family. Anna Bortion had 56 variations of HIV and I had testicular cancer of the eye. We barely had enough money to feed our dog Squantavious Dingleton Varquillious the 9th. I had to sell fent behind the local party city in order to buy a flip phone. with the flip phone, i made a grinder profile and suddenly the fbi showed up and threatened to take squantavious dingleton varquillious the 9th even tho he was perfectly healthy with his diet of fish tank pebbles. I panicked and instead of clicking delete grinder I clicked download habibi highways. all of a sudden the fbi stopped attacking and disinigrated. we were so confused and I thought it was bc I turned straight but it turns out I downloaded the best game of all time. suddenly bill bye showed up and put us in an episode and we made hundred of money. Elon musk saw the episode and came to our alley and gave us Teslas and Space X. we drove the teslas to mars using the power of habibi highways where the aliens declared us royalty and gave us a Ebola vaccine. ever since then, there has been forever peace and free grinder app for all. our whole family came back to life also. we cured the world of misfortune like autistic people and math. this is all thanks to habibi highways. pls download if you like big black oily men.

I can’t believe how down bad I was. Like can you believe this!!? I- I was downloading Subway Surfers… I SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER!! I looked at the reviews… thank goodness I did. One of them caught my eye. This singular review lead me to this game. The review went something like this: “I cannot believe that Subway Surfers is a rip-off of Habibi Highways!” I looked into it, and found Habibi Highways. Immediately I cancelled the download to Subway Surfers. If I wanted to kill some time… I’d have to do it with the real deal. So I opened up Habibi Highways, and the moment that I did- PURE JOY!! I could literally feel the joy coming inside me. Then I heard it. A voice. It- it was Bob Ross. There was a second voice. A second person… Mr- Mr ROBERTS?? They were both talking to me. They told me that I have just found one of life’s most greatest joys. It’s what kept them wholesome and happy. They played Habibi Highways too. It’s their secret. Now I know. Now you know too. Habibi Highways is the key to joy. It’s the secret to happiness. There are 2 things you can do now. Share this secret and make the world a better place. Or, hoard this secret and watch those around you suffer from the lack of Habibi Highways. The choice is yours.