محاكاة قرد - الحياة البري‪ة‬ ٤+

Here recently I have felt a very dark cloud hanging over my head. I genuinely have sit in my bed with a knife in my head, the thoughts screaming at me to let go of this dear life i behold. But as i gaze upon the beautiful architecture of this amazing befuddled game, i have come to my senses and realized there may be more to life than this dark cloud that hangs over me. I may still cry at night on some days, but all of that pain ceases to exist as i lift my phone from the dark corners of my room and hop on Money Simulator. I have had 14 russian and brazilian wives, none of them have brought me the pure joy and satisfactory compliments and grace this game has brought upon my heart. So, whoever made this game, whatever gods you have placed amongst this game, i truly thank each and every single one of you beautiful me and women and even monkey. I truly appreciate all that you have done for me. You have saved my blessed life, and because of this game that dark cloud that used to hang over my head is now a shining bright sun. Thank you.

Lately life had been passing by through my eyes. Flashes appeared in my young innocent brain as I often gripped my phone and stared into empty ness. Nothing was there, only darkness and depression. There was not a single good app (not including roblox, Minecraft, WildCraft and many more) and my life was growing dark. Until, I lay on a hospital bed, coughing up my brains and I reached for my dark black phone with a sticker of Voldemort. I searched the App Store one more time, and BOOOOOOOOOM. 🍤
There it was, a masterpiece, the one and only app I could ever be satisfied by. Monkey sim 7 or whatever it’s called. Put away Peter Johnson and join monkey sim, where reality meets fantasy. I wouldn’t be alive today if it wasn’t for this incident, incredible app that will forever remain on my iPad until the year 1392. Thank you for this amazing app, amazing graphics and amazing monkey butts

By far the best representation of monkey life I have ever seen in the wild. As a former monkey, this is precisely how my day to day life was like, I remember the good old days of scratching my head as the wolves threatened to maul me. The game developers were even so considerate to include the variety of hair colors for the day that Monkey gets a hold of hair dye. My dream as a monkey is actually to become a hair stylist at a hair salon. I’ve always dreamed to be in a Monkey-inclusive salon. Every monkey deserves the chance to get a perm, to get acrylics, to have their hair dyed. Monkeys deserve it all. This game takes monkeymanity one step closer to taking over the human race. Thank you creators, you have done a great service to Monkey.