5-Star Students 4+

It’s the end of the year. AP season is over. Classes are boring and quiet and tedious. It’s like a ghost town here at school. Every class I go to, it’s only me and 6-7 other students. A normal day in Psych. Whoever said “dying”, I feel you. Because all of the sudden, I’m downloading this goofy app and signing away my rights to mind my business outside of class. It’s the end of the school year with 8 days left, 6 school days to be exact, and now I have tracker on my phone. I’m graduating and all of the sudden my teacher is telling me that EVERY staff member can see EVERY student with one of these “passes”? What even happened to the world? Why are we going digital? Is this the doing of Elon Musk? At this point, just plant the tracker in our brains and let AI take over the world. What’s wrong with the world today? How come adults have this satiating need to control our every move? I definitely did not sign up for this. Especially not when the school year is practically over. So what if a few students tend to wander? Honestly, I’d rather wander around campus for a few minutes, take a walk, say hi to pals, or whatever, instead of being in a dead-silent class for an hour. Lucky for me, I’m graduating soon, but my heart goes out to all the unlucky students who are and will be subjected to this torture. This shame. This app.

It started like any other day a Monday. It was cold, wet, stormy, and big strikes of lightning. My first peroid was in pe. The school news said to download something but what. My vision focused in on the screen and it said five star student app. I decided not to get it because it was stupid. Oh boy was I wrong. Second period rolls around I’m having to use the bathroom. My teacher said I need the five star student app. Immediately I just downloaded it. Cause i needed to use the bathroom. I scanned it and I had five minutes which was stupid. I used the bathroom but then a ringing noise ranged out. All of a sudden eight to ten hapachi helicopters surrounded me. Bomb squad came, fbi, military, cops and a bunch of random people with guns. I ran but got shot and gunned down immediately. I woke up in a underground lab with a scientist and other survivors of the 5 star student app. I’m currently still healing from that. I don’t know how to handle the surface anymore. If this is my school life then I can’t. Don’t download it. All i remember is being dragged in the school cellar then being rescued and being here. I REPEAT DONT DOWLOAD IT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

So, I woke up, getting ready for my exam in this undetermined highschool location. Little do I know that my teacher would tell me to download the 5 star app. Hesitantly, I downloaded it. Surely it wouldn’t cause anything, right? At some point in the year, I had enough to get a Nintendo Switch with my points. I was excited to redeem it the next day, so I went to sleep. But the next day, the among us imposter knocked on my door and said he would summon the "eternal wrath of the Skibidi Toilets" onto me. Now I’m in Hawaii eating a taco. I am forever scarred from this app. Don’t download it. EVER! Because of this app, Vegeta bullies me at school 😭😭😭😭😭. And ever since the imposter told me these six words, I was doomed… from the very 5-start. And those six words were… "The one piece is not real." Never download this, unless you want your bloodline to be cursed forever. 5-star? More like 1-star. However, I’ve rated it 5 stars because I want my family back from the eternal damnation of the Skibidi Toilets. Please, 5-Star, bring my parents back.