5-Star Students 4+

It’s the end of the year. AP season is over. Classes are boring and quiet and tedious. It’s like a ghost town here at school. Every class I go to, it’s only me and 6-7 other students. A normal day in Psych. Whoever said “dying”, I feel you. Because all of the sudden, I’m downloading this goofy app and signing away my rights to mind my business outside of class. It’s the end of the school year with 8 days left, 6 school days to be exact, and now I have tracker on my phone. I’m graduating and all of the sudden my teacher is telling me that EVERY staff member can see EVERY student with one of these “passes”? What even happened to the world? Why are we going digital? Is this the doing of Elon Musk? At this point, just plant the tracker in our brains and let AI take over the world. What’s wrong with the world today? How come adults have this satiating need to control our every move? I definitely did not sign up for this. Especially not when the school year is practically over. So what if a few students tend to wander? Honestly, I’d rather wander around campus for a few minutes, take a walk, say hi to pals, or whatever, instead of being in a dead-silent class for an hour. Lucky for me, I’m graduating soon, but my heart goes out to all the unlucky students who are and will be subjected to this torture. This shame. This app.

It started out as a normal day when I woke up and went to school. Then my math teacher told me to download the 5 star app. At first I skeptical, but I downloaded it anyway. After about 3 hours in the prison they call school, I finally get enough points for a sticky hand from the school treasure box. I redeem my points and now is an owner of a sticky hand. I take this hand everywhere I go I cannot sleep or eat or even breath without it. Then one day the worst thing happend, I was taking a dump on the toilet and when I was wiping, the sticky hand fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet. I didn’t notice so I flushed down the beloved sticky hand. When I realize what I’ve done, I turn to a world of drugs and violence, that violence lead me to gangs and I joined the local slime gang. We have had beef with the other gang in the school across the road. We now have had the great idea of placing an attack on the neighboring school. So we go there with our nerf guns and lightsabers and raid the school. But some kid thought I was an armed shooter and shot me right in the side. I’m currently on the ground bleeding to my death. Overall pretty good app I mean I got into my assembly with it wouldn't recommend, only good for if you don’t have your id on you.

So, I woke up, getting ready for my exam in this undetermined highschool location. Little do I know that my teacher would tell me to download the 5 star app. Hesitantly, I downloaded it. Surely it wouldn’t cause anything, right? At some point in the year, I had enough to get a Nintendo Switch with my points. I was excited to redeem it the next day, so I went to sleep. But the next day, the among us imposter knocked on my door and said he would summon the "eternal wrath of the Skibidi Toilets" onto me. Now I’m in Hawaii eating a taco. I am forever scarred from this app. Don’t download it. EVER! Because of this app, Vegeta bullies me at school 😭😭😭😭😭. And ever since the imposter told me these six words, I was doomed… from the very 5-start. And those six words were… "The one piece is not real." Never download this, unless you want your bloodline to be cursed forever. 5-star? More like 1-star. However, I’ve rated it 5 stars because I want my family back from the eternal damnation of the Skibidi Toilets. Please, 5-Star, bring my parents back.