5-Star Students 4+

It was a normal Monday when I woke up. I brushed my teeth, put my clothes on, took a colossal dump in the cat’s litter box and got into the bus. Everything was going well till 3rd period came, PE. My teacher told us to download this little app in order to earn rewards. I thought “hey, this can’t be that bad”. Little did I know it would ruin my life. After I hit the download button, I got a terrible headache. I ended up passing out from the pain. But when I woke up, I wasn’t at school anymore. I was in Fortnite. (Yes, THE Fortnite.) I had someone ended up inside the game. I looked down at my hands and noticed a red color instead of my normal purple skin color. I ran to the nearest mirror in the lobby and to my shock, I had turned into Allan from Smiling Friends. I turned behind and started to cry when I saw the sight of Tyler the Creator feeding his pet asparagus. Fortnite had changed for the worse. How… how could they get so greedy as to add random people into their game just for money? Is this really the state of our terrible economy? Is this what we must face? I jumped out of the screen and hit my brother in the process. His balls exploded and I felt awful. But, my family was happy to see me again. I asked them why they were so happy and they said “you’ve been gone for 3 years”. I now live my days in sadness and dread. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP. Unless you really want to I kind of don’t care.

It’s the end of the year. AP season is over. Classes are boring and quiet and tedious. It’s like a ghost town here at school. Every class I go to, it’s only me and 6-7 other students. A normal day in Psych. Whoever said “dying”, I feel you. Because all of the sudden, I’m downloading this goofy app and signing away my rights to mind my business outside of class. It’s the end of the school year with 8 days left, 6 school days to be exact, and now I have tracker on my phone. I’m graduating and all of the sudden my teacher is telling me that EVERY staff member can see EVERY student with one of these “passes”? What even happened to the world? Why are we going digital? Is this the doing of Elon Musk? At this point, just plant the tracker in our brains and let AI take over the world. What’s wrong with the world today? How come adults have this satiating need to control our every move? I definitely did not sign up for this. Especially not when the school year is practically over. So what if a few students tend to wander? Honestly, I’d rather wander around campus for a few minutes, take a walk, say hi to pals, or whatever, instead of being in a dead-silent class for an hour. Lucky for me, I’m graduating soon, but my heart goes out to all the unlucky students who are and will be subjected to this torture. This shame. This app.

It started like any other day a Monday. It was cold, wet, stormy, and big strikes of lightning. My first peroid was in pe. The school news said to download something but what. My vision focused in on the screen and it said five star student app. I decided not to get it because it was stupid. Oh boy was I wrong. Second period rolls around I’m having to use the bathroom. My teacher said I need the five star student app. Immediately I just downloaded it. Cause i needed to use the bathroom. I scanned it and I had five minutes which was stupid. I used the bathroom but then a ringing noise ranged out. All of a sudden eight to ten hapachi helicopters surrounded me. Bomb squad came, fbi, military, cops and a bunch of random people with guns. I ran but got shot and gunned down immediately. I woke up in a underground lab with a scientist and other survivors of the 5 star student app. I’m currently still healing from that. I don’t know how to handle the surface anymore. If this is my school life then I can’t. Don’t download it. All i remember is being dragged in the school cellar then being rescued and being here. I REPEAT DONT DOWLOAD IT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY