99 Bottles‪!‬ 12+

Matt Neuburg

Designed for iPhone

    • 5.0 • 138 Ratings
    • Free

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Annoy your friends! Enrage your enemies! Bore yourself to tears! This application does just one utterly pointless thing: it sings the entire song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" (starting with 99 bottles and ending when no bottles remain) in an artificial-sounding computer-generated voice.

On the screen, 99 bottles are displayed. As the song reaches the phrase "take one down", you tap a bottle (or, in autoplay mode, a bottle is randomly chosen) and it is taken down and removed from the screen. The count of remaining bottles is also shown. So you can be bored watching the screen as well as listening to the song.

If 99 bottles is just too many — perhaps you're in a hurry? — you can start with fewer bottles in various amounts down to 1.

Please, for your own safety, if you must sing along, sing responsibly.

What’s New

Version 1.6

Update for Swift 5.5, iOS 15.
Adopt dark mode, sheet presentation.
Smoother bottle animation.
Major code reorganization under the hood.

Ratings and Reviews

5.0 out of 5
138 Ratings

138 Ratings

usukkkkkkkkass ,

Quarantine Thrills

I was feeling absolutely depressed due to having to stay inside of my dreary, lonely, sad home during this time of social distancing (due to COVID-19). I felt bored, like I had no purpose to keep waking each morning. Even the presence of social media, my family, or a few spare friends could convince me to get out of bed. One day, as I was laying upon my pillows, wrapped like a snug sushi roll in my grey and fluffy blanket, I found this app, suggested to me by the App Store. At first, I was suspicious. It certainly didn’t seem to be anything special. Boy, was I wrong! Ever since, the robotic (yet melodic) tune of this absolutely breathtaking song has been ringing beautifully through my ears. This truly has changed my life and turned my mood around. I would highly recommend this app to most everyone and, when I am allowed to see people again, will be suggesting it to every single person on the street! 99 Bottles 4Eva!!! 🍾🍾

Ava❤️❤️💕💕 ,

The Lord Touched My Soul

In my day, i was a bad person. I went to jail multiple times and life, let’s say, did not give me any lemons.

Three years ago, i went to jail for beating a parked car with a shopping cart because it was in the way of my car door. I ended up breaking the car’s rear window and back windows.

In my jail cell that night, a light came down from my window. It was the Lord, Jesus himself. At first i was scared, i was an atheist at the time and i didn’t know if he would punish me for it. But what he did was, take my hand and he said “My Son, i know you have sinned. I’m disappointed in you but i will forgive you. Once you leave prison, promise me you will get this free app.” Before i could ask him the name, he left in a flash.

A few months later, i sat on my couch scrolling through the App Store to see if any app would stand out.... and one did.

‘99 Bottles!’ There it was, practically glowing. I quickly downloaded the app.

And i listened, it was Jesus himself singing the jingle “99 bottles of beer on the wall”

I lip synced each part until the very end. Each bottle taken off the wall and passed around, a tear dripped out of my eye.

Get this app, it will bless your heart and turn your life around, just like it did to mine.🙏😇

Bbgirl4evr247 ,

I've seen Jesus

It was a dark April night when I first found this app. When I opened it for the first time and his lustful voice blessed my ears I knew I've found where I belong. I began to become dreary around the 54 mark until I found myself in an out of body experience. I died. I died of happiness. As I rose up to the heavens I saw our lord and savior Jesus Christ 👼🏿. He spoke to me the words of his holiness and I knew what I was destined to do. It was in my prophecy to deliver the beauty of this app to the world. So Jesus sent me back to the cruel unknowing world. And here I am now, informing you on the beauty that is my life, my love, my passion, I highly suggest giving this a download! #ad😉

App Privacy

The developer, Matt Neuburg, indicated that the app’s privacy practices may include handling of data as described below. For more information, see the developer’s privacy policy.

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