Bacon – The Game 12+

At first when I saw this game, I thought it would be a simple pastime to appease the dopamine goblin in my brain. But oh no, dear reader, it has become far more. You see it was just that, a simple means by which to stimulate my brain, but as I progressed it morphed into a realization. We are all bacon, all trying to flip and dance our way onto an obscure object of our fascination. You and I, we start out easily mastering the first levels, but then it gets harder to quiet the demons. The silence is too loud, the sizzles burn in your ears. It gets harder and harder until-for the first time-you give up. You give in to that skip button. “Just once,” you say. “I’ll get through them all and circle back to Pinocchio.” No. You keep skipping and running until all that’s left to do at the end is face the ones you could not. You’re stronger now, more resilient. You understand the mechanics of flipping a two-dimensional bacon on a two-dimensional pan. But the demons now are disquieted. You are disquieted. You search for a bacon prize you will never have. Because, in all those condensed moments at the end, you are faced with an insurmountable hurdle.
11/10, good gameplay. Came for the bacon, stayed for the story.

This game, this wonderful game did not seem like much when I saw it. I thought it would be just a chill thing to play every now and then, but no. No no no. This game is a beautiful work of art created by wonderful people. Nothing is as perfect as this game. I knew the moment I flipped a piece of bacon onto Mona Lisa with my face on it, I would love this game more than any game I’ve ever played.

Any negative reviews I don’t understand. Why would anyone feel badly towards this game. I feel as if people don’t appreciate true art. I want anybody who is reading this review to download this game now. The mechanics are great, every level gives me immense joy, and has given me something to do when I was at a point of intense boredom.

The customization is phenomenal, the levels are all unique, and basically no ads whatsoever! I love this game overall because all the levels are unique, it’s completely original, the mechanics and physics are wonderful and I’ve only watched a few ads. I will remember this game for the rest of my life. You should too.

This game has a simplicity that makes it fun. The challenges definitely get harder as you go along, and some I can’t seem to get a few levels after many, many, many tries (cough cough the bacon flag) but other than that it was good. Was it the most engaging thing I’ve ever done... probably not, but still it’s perfect for when you have time to kill or just need a break. Anyway, it exceeded my expectations of what I thought it was going to be. My only thing is, will there be more levels? I’ve basically completed them all 😕 so overall good game you should definitely get it it’s fun while it lasts

Edit: ok so basically the best thing about this game was that it let you CHOOSE if you wanted to skip a level by watching an ad, which was great because you only watched ads if you wanted to and it kept the game being free. But nowwww there’s an add after a certain number of tries :( pretty upset not gonna lie. It’s ok though I didn’t put down a star or anything because I understand that the people who made the game have to make money. Just a thought for people who think the might like this app, just be kinda prepared for ads