Bat's Life 4+
bat's what all the people say
Jason Raiti
Designed for iPad
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- Free
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Description
"5 bat outa bat."
"When I'm feeling bat, there's only one thing that makes me feel batter"
"O K bats can hear in color, but can they see in flavors?"
Use echolocation to navigate an adorable green bat to the highest score!
Just tap to fly, it is as simple as that!
LORE:
Flappy was not like the other bats. For starters, he was neon green.
Though bats are not disposed to judge a book by its cover, bats are by and large are simple folk. They fly during the night and sleep during the day.
Flappy wasn't strange for the radioactive pallor of his skin in the moonlight. Flappy was strange because he didn't sleep, he dreamed.
He dreamed to hear the world, and to flap in un-flapped lands, and ... most of all ... to find love.
And one day, Flappy's dream came true when he met Flappina. It was love at first sound. Flappina and Flappy were happy.
Until Flappina's father, the Cave King (largely a figurehead), declared there to be a tournament for his daughter's wing in holy batrimony. Flappy and Flappina were devastated.
Fortunately Flappina was a renowned bat-strophysicist with a hobby for ancient bat-botany. So Flappina devised a plan, while Flappy spent all hours of the night flying the abyssal caves, she read the sacred texts and current scientific literature.
On the dusk of the tournament, she met Flappy in secret. "My love, my heart is heavy, I cannot possibly beat the noblest nights of the bat-dom" he said.
"There is a way my love," she said, "Following the lost secrets of the sages and the best understanding of modern bat-strophysics, I have crafted a potion sure to make you the greatest flapper of all."
"How does it work? Will it hurt? Is it vegan?" asked Flappy skeptically.
"It is vegan." responded Flappina reassuringly, "This is the only way for us to be together squeakheart... I love you"
Flappy took one last look into his lover's eyes... "I know" ...and he drank the potion.
Instantly, he was launched into a vision beyond the bounds of his Euclidian reality. His uncomprehending minds-ear beheld a terrifying being of ineffable size, dimension, and power. In the hand of this being, Flappy perceived a portal to a cave where his body was flapping. Above him a gargantuan strange alien text proclaimed: T A P T O F L A P.
In utter cosmic horror, Flappy felt the titanic thumb thunder down towards the portal. And in the moment of impact - he found himself flapping through a cave?
Not just any cave! This was the tournament cave! It's all come down to this! He would be the greatest flapper of all time or he would forever lose his love - his dream. He knew what he had to do.
What’s New
Version 3.0
New music, bat facts, skins, and more!
Ratings and Reviews
Flappy bat flappy bat flappy bat!!!!!!!!
My god. Now I’ve been around. I’ve seen some good stuff, experienced some great stuff, and I’ve also seen some terrible stuff. All of this stuff has given me some mediocre purpose in life, at least for a moment. But there has been something missing. Deep in the background of my psyche, like a low and monotonous hum that you don’t notice unless you turn the music down, there is an an emptiness. It’s all persistent and never ending. A yearning deep within me for something more. Something deeper. Like I said, I’ve been around and I’ve done some stuff, stuff to try and make this humming cease. But nothing, nothing has worked. That is until flappy bat. It is what I didn’t know I needed. What I’ve been searching for all my years. And now, now that I have flapped the bat, only now have I attained everlasting peace. Thank you is not enough flappy bat. I am eternally indebted to you.
The MOST addicting game of the era
As I opened this insanely well crafted app, i was transported to my high school bedroom, attempting to beat my best friends high score in the most addicting game of the century. The graphics are AMAZING and the concept is beyond original. I only hope to expand my creativity to this master level, but alas—nothing can top Bat’s Life.
Bats life
Hands down the best game ever. This game is so addictive I forgot to eat for 7 days straight. Hahah now I have flunked out of school and moved back with my parents. But it’s ok, Bat’s Life IS my life now and I have lost all my friends and sense of reality. The voices in my head are getting louder and the high scores keep getting higher! Thank you Bat’s Life❤️
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Information
- Seller
- Jason Raiti
- Size
- 102.5 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 16.1 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 16.1 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 13.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 4+
- Copyright
- © Copyright 2021, Jason Raiti
- Price
- Free