Beast Titan 12+

in a fit of rage i stormed to my room, blinded by nothing but the agony of reality. my knees buckled and my bones shuddered at the thought of having to endure another day of meaningless duties. day in. day out. day in. day out. TRAAAAAAGEDYYYYY. but then… hark! a divine pygmalion from the havens shone upon my phone. a screen so thin and so lifeless breathed a new beginning for myself. and that beginning was: beast titan. i immediately pressed the enticing download button, eager to discover what was to come. in no longer than a mere moment it had completed. the gorgeous icon glimmered when juxtaposed between my bland and lonely phone background; practically begging for my touch. the wonders which awaited are beyond my comprehension and impossible to describe in a just way. download it.

I first discovered this beauty of a game when I was in massive credit card debt, my 3 wives all divorced me, I lost my 47 kids, and my entire family died of yellow fever. I was going through a very rough time—but this game saved my life. I was completely dumbfounded by the graphics and the overall mind-blowing quality of this mobile game. It inspires me to have a more positive outlook on life and to continue defeating the many beast titans that life has to offer. 5/5 stars coming from me. (Also, I gained 420 girlfriends just from playing this game! Guys, I would suggest you give this game a try if you are depressed and lonely like I was!)
Love and prayers,
Average guy

I lost my entire family due to Gonorrea complications, my 37 boyfriends have left me and I fell into a deep depression. Not to mention, my entire friend group left me. I was truly alone 😭. Until I found this game, this game was life changing, the graphics are absolutely out of this world and the gameplay is fantastic. I don’t understand how Erwin Smith died 🙄🖐, maybe he should’ve played this game and he would’ve been prepared.