Beast Titan ١٢+

Ever since the day day I downloaded beast titan life has seemed more clear to me. Before my awakening I was a lost soul, a stranger to true entertainment and beauty. I wandered this application looking for something to quench my thirst for purpose. I had spent most of my life looking for something to fill the empty void within me. Beast Titan was the answer. My eyes were opened, the worlds colors became visible to me. When I touched my screen and guided my soldiers to victory, I immediately reached climax completion. I had never that way before in my life. Ever since I have purchased 13 cell phones that all have beast titan running on them as I am typing this out. In my community I have founded and religion dedicated to beast titan. I have 3 followers devoted to this cause. I’ve lost my job since but I have found my true calling. My followers are missing parts in their brain but I’m sure this holy amalgamation of entertainment and love will cure of their ailments. Thank you beast titan for everything you have bestowed upon this dark and twisted universe.

in a fit of rage i stormed to my room, blinded by nothing but the agony of reality. my knees buckled and my bones shuddered at the thought of having to endure another day of meaningless duties. day in. day out. day in. day out. TRAAAAAAGEDYYYYY. but then… hark! a divine pygmalion from the havens shone upon my phone. a screen so thin and so lifeless breathed a new beginning for myself. and that beginning was: beast titan. i immediately pressed the enticing download button, eager to discover what was to come. in no longer than a mere moment it had completed. the gorgeous icon glimmered when juxtaposed between my bland and lonely phone background; practically begging for my touch. the wonders which awaited are beyond my comprehension and impossible to describe in a just way. download it.

I first discovered this beauty of a game when I was in massive credit card debt, my 3 wives all divorced me, I lost my 47 kids, and my entire family died of yellow fever. I was going through a very rough time—but this game saved my life. I was completely dumbfounded by the graphics and the overall mind-blowing quality of this mobile game. It inspires me to have a more positive outlook on life and to continue defeating the many beast titans that life has to offer. 5/5 stars coming from me. (Also, I gained 420 girlfriends just from playing this game! Guys, I would suggest you give this game a try if you are depressed and lonely like I was!)
Love and prayers,
Average guy