Belleville Public Schools, NJ 4+

Worst Experience of My Life Would Give Negative Stars if I Could

This app isn’t just bad—it’s a digital manifestation of the chaos that is Belleville Schools. The moment I downloaded it, my WiFi mysteriously stopped working, my phone screen cracked, and I heard distant screams. Coincidence? I think not.

Belleville Schools themselves are a fever dream of disappointment. The cafeteria food is rumored to be made from the same material as old gym mats, the hallways are a battleground where only the strongest survive, and the teachers look like they’ve seen things no one should ever witness. One time, I asked to use the bathroom, and I swear the teacher stared into my soul like I had just requested state secrets.

And don’t even get me started on the school buses. You either freeze to death in the winter or melt in the summer, all while enduring potholes that send you airborne like you’re in a Fast & Furious movie.

This app should come with a warning label: “Downloading may result in confusion, frustration, and an existential crisis.” 0/10, would not recommend