Bit Hotel - Fun Social Games 12+

Before I downloaded this game, I was the most bullied kid in school, my grades were terrible and everyone hated me, my dad said he would go get some milk and never returned, after down loading this game and looking at it a bit, it saved my life, I began leveling up and I showed everyone and instantly became the most popular kid, my dad came back with a lot of milk and told me he was proud, my mom decided to stop drinking and took me to flex beach restaurant which is also 5/5 stars, my life turned around for the better, as always, master oogway saved lives, oh and after a few days of having it downloaded, I’ve yet to see any ads so that is a huge plus.

I was living in my mothers basement before I downloaded this app, I was homeless and had nowhere to live at age 34. My father left when I was 8 with the milk, I was depressed and ready to give up on trying to make money, no job wanted me not even a janitor. But when I downloaded this app, it gave me motivation to get up and I go to sleep at 9:45 PM and wake up at 10:00 PM and start doing push ups and weights. After doing this process for 3 days I was fit, my dad came back with expired milk, I got a job, I got married, and last but no least I got kids and living in my own house. I joined professional basketball. Thank you master, my life is now complete.

I absolutely loved the way this game was designed. A lot of thought clearly went into this game, and I’m glad, because it was a total life-changer! I was a total loser before playing this game, running away from my family with a milk jug in-hand, but after playing this game, ive come to realize how much of a coward I was, and decided that it was finally time to make things right. Thank you master Oogway, I have everything I could ever dream of now, a wife and a son, a high-paying job, and most importantly, this game, thank you
(To be clear this is a joke but I do very much appreciate this game)