It’s literally the schweetest and most tit flippin’ game you’ve ever checked in your laaf, boet.

It’s a side-scrolling 2D ,platform, beat ém up in the style of Double Dragon and Golden Axe, and with a smidgen of Street Fighter and a sprinkle or two of creatine, and some grey-legal-area performance enhancing chemicals imported from Eastern Europe.

It can bench-press 150kg. In each hand.

As a warm up.

Only people who are proper d@*ses, with slow cars and unattractive girlfriends do not like it.

What’s New

Version 1.1.3

Fixes level 2 crash.

Ratings and Reviews

4.2 out of 5
12 Ratings

12 Ratings

Think_fan ,


Been following this game for a while now and now that it’s on my preferred platform for gaming I can gladly say it was worth the wait.

Everything about it well thought out and incredibly well written. The game play is responsive and visually addictive. Never too difficult to process to the next level and constant fun to play.

I’m not a gamer by any stretch, and that’s reason is such a jol to jol;)

Anyone can play it and have a great tome doing so!

My favorite level is the one with ZUMATELO! If this peaks your interest, buy the game and check it out.

You won’t be disappointed!

Poke your mama ,

Very fun and entertaining

This game has been a long time coming and finally I have it and it’s fun, funny and very entertaining.

I grew up in Johannesburg so I can relate to the boets and their square jaws.

Completed the free level and immediately purchased the full game and look forward to hours of fun.

RandomGRK ,

Dig the humour, game is repetitive

The game is repetitive but it has me laughing. Would be cool if the fighting mechanics were upgraded to allow for new moves. Still down know what the jump button does. Found it hard to progress because I got bored klapping the same okes with the same combos.


Califourways PTY Ltd
857.3 MB

Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone 5S, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6S, iPhone 6S Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, iPhone XR, iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro, iPhone 11 Pro Max, iPad Air, iPad Air Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 4, iPad mini 4 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9-inch), iPad Pro (12.9-inch) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (9.7‑inch), iPad Pro (9.7-inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad (5th generation), iPad (5th generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (2nd generation), iPad Pro (12.9‑inch) (2nd generation) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (10.5‑inch), iPad Pro (10.5-inch) Wi‑Fi + Cellular, iPad (6th generation), iPad Wi-Fi + Cellular (6th generation), iPad Pro (11-inch), iPad Pro (11-inch) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Pro (12.9-inch) (3rd generation), iPad Pro (12.9-inch) (3rd generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini (5th generation), iPad mini (5th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air (3rd generation), iPad Air (3rd generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad (7th generation), iPad (7th generation) Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPod touch (6th generation), and iPod touch (7th generation).



Age Rating
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
In-App Purchases
  1. Unlock $4.99


  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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