CaseOh Burgers 4+

I was at such a hard point in my life before I encountered this game… Every single member of my family had gotten cancer, including me and the dog. I was struggling to find money for all 6 treatments. Not only that but a burglar broke into our house and took the entire safe, our credit cards, and my piggy bank, so we had not a penny to our name. That changed when I downloaded this game. With the little free time I had, I got this game thinking it would be something to pass our limited time. But the more I played, the more immersed I became. It was like CaseOh himself was speaking directly to me. Eventually it became so real that with the sheer volume and heaviness of his figure he managed to jump out the screen and consume all of the cancer cells in our body. I didn’t even know that was possible. He gave me a pat on my back and hungrily tracked down the robber that had previously taken all of our money. Case brought it back and cartoonishly shook him upside down, shaking all of the money out of his pockets. We had our money and our health back with the help of this game and CaseOh. I genuinely recommend this game for anybody going through a hard time right now, and I hope you all have a wonderful experience like I do. God bless.

P.S: The only downside to this game is that it took up all of my 2 Terabytes of storage, other than that though, I highly recommend.

This game CaseOh Burgers is a remarkable experience crafted from the ground up. The detail in every pore really brings out the fat rolls in his double chin. You can almost taste the beads of sweat protruding from his thick forehead after stacking burger toppings. The unimaginable detail in this game rivals that of Red Dead Redemption 2. Every bristle of CaseOhs thick voluptuous beard is incredible immaculate. 4k quality is what I would play this game in if you would like to experience the game for what is was made for. I must really express how great this game and its developer, this is a must buy game even though it’s free. I can only imagine the developer allowing the game to be free so CaseOh can afford this masterpiece as he has no money left after paying for burgers everyday. I thank you for reading this review and hope it serves you well.

I downloaded this game a couple of hours ago and have been playing it on and off throughout my nightly routine. The game is quite fun at the start, but starts getting hard to play near the end because of the increase in Case’s size. I was playing the game on the toilet, but accidentally collected too much food and fell forward. Case’s shear mass took me off of the toilet and sent my fingers straight to the floor, where they would be pressed and stuck under for about an hour, until my dad got the car jack and pried Case off of my fingers. Overall, entertaining game, but would not recommend due to health issues.