Cat Tennis - Meme Game 12+

There I was, walking on the streets. I looked around at the people around me that were happy, laughing, smiling. I was alone. My family left me, my wife hated me and my children though I was a ‘discord mod.’ I had an UwU kitten. My wife found out and left, taking the kids with her. I was walking home, the sounds of giggling and blissful joy filling my ears. Once I got home I sat in my couch and went on my cellular device. I scrolled for something to do, yet everything I saw bringed me unbearable boredom and agony. Until I saw something, the game ‘cat tennis’ a light filled around me as my eyes filled with hope. My face brightened and I sat up straight, I downloaded the game and I played tennis with the feline. Every hit of the ball I felt like myself, I felt like I had a hope to live. I heard my wife and children's voice in my head and everything around me disappeared, my wife was in front of me. She said how much she loved me, then my children told me how grateful they were for me, it was like time had stopped. Then everything was there again, I looked down at my phone and I was happy, for the first time in a long time I was happy. All because of cat tennis.

My mother recently passed due to lung cancer, and it messed me up really bad. I was in a deep depression, I was fired from my job for not putting in effort because I was just moping around all day. A few years later I’m on the street. My family is gone. They are all dead and they can’t come back, but I so desperately hope for it every day. I come across a cellular device of some sort. I pick it up, and there it is, the thing that would change my life. Cat tennis. I pressed play and as I hit the ball back to the opposing feline, my mother had appeared behind me. She looked better than ever and told me how much she loved me. With my next hit of the tennis ball, and my brother came back. Then my house. Then my job, my money, everything was fixed by just playing this simple game! It is so intriguing and interesting, fun, yet so hard. The graphics are like no other, I feel truly immersed as I hit the neon tennis ball. The feline opponents (except the k-9 on level 2) are each very unique and interesting.

this game is absolutely amazing, ever since i was born i had a large stomach, so i ended up eating my other twin and my own placenta, so when i was 5 I had a lobotomy to help manage my appetite even though im anorexic and my wife wanted to do foreplay with me and her step father, my kids couldn’t watch but i was so disappointed in the fact they didn’t bring the pickle jar for us, and i got so grossed out that i slapped my wife and kids and ran off with her step father to a motel only to find out he wanted me to inject my ear wax as a lubricant for his rear end, so i ended up going back to Chicago, and i was free of slavery and was bored so i downloaded this game because it reminded me when i would tell my kids to hit the special needs kids with a tennis ball if they could walk and they ran so fast from their wheel chairs like zombies but sped, it was a sad sight but im enjoying this game but every single time i lose i cry run upstairs and start pulling at my rear end hair to soothe my anger.